Quotes and Jokes of the Day

The most recent are at the top of the file

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Joke of the day (Thanks Donaldo):
>The boss of major advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting
>in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp
>boss!)
>
>When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of
>having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to
>have a quick contest.
>
>The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
>
>The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for
>other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.
>
>Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in
>their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and
>camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!
>
>The top 10 were:
>10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
>8. Viagra, like a rock!
>7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
>6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
>2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
>1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs
[Birdman comment: I don't understand most of these, thank Gott, but a couple are pretty good.]

Quote of the day:
My godfather, Arthur Gernand, was some kind of State Department representative in Iran, and was there for several years. He had some pretty funny stories, which could be taken in the vein of advice. One was the driving -- completely crazy. One guy practically swerved him off the road, and then as Arthur was recovering, stopped his car, got out, pointed at him, and went HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Another was that they don't kill flies (and presumably cockroaches) but instead brush them gently off themselves so as to not hurt them. A third was that they have these street urinals, where the guys just stand and piss up against this low wall while looking out into the street, which makes it possible to greet passers-by in the 'process'. And a final story -- I am not sure this was from Arthur -- is that when the men end their piss, they touch their instrument to the wall to get the last drop off, and one time, somebody took ground pepper and spread it over one wall, and, well, let's just say some people were pissed. --Birdman

Second quote of the day (Thanks Bill F):
From today's [Wednesday's] Doonesbury: ""There was a pray-in at a
Chevron station in San Francisco on Friday led by a minister asking God for
cheaper gas, and an Arco gas station in San Mateo, Calif., has already raised its
price to a sky-high $4.62."
-- from story in _New York Sun_ (http://www2.nysun.com/article/75363) "
[Bill comments: Since we know that "nothing fails like prayer", perhaps these assholes
should start praying that gawd would RAISE the price of gasoline instead.]

Third quote of the day:
Porn is just a hard copy of what you, your maiden aunt and the cat are thinking. -JBR Yant

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Curt Maynard):
Student charged in N. Dakota anti-Semitism
Published: 04/30/2008A
University of North Dakota student was charged in an incident that helped drive a Jewish freshman from his dormitory.The Grand Forks County state Attorney's Office issued charges Tuesday afternoon against Spencer Garness, who allegedly wrote "Scott is a Jew" in ice cream in a campus residence hall elevator, according to news reports.Garness was charged with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor that carries a maximum penalty of 30 days in jail and a $1,000 fine. North Dakota law carries no special designation for hate crimes.The incident was one of a series of anti-Semitic acts that freshman Scott Lebovitz says contributed to his decision to leave his dormitory earlier this month. In February, a swastika was found on a wall near his room. Lebovitz says he was the target of anti-Semitic taunts from fellow students for months.A number of anti-Semitic incidents have been reported at the university in recent weeks. Jewish students have accused the university of dragging its feet in response and refusing to characterize the incidents as "hate crimes."Source - Jewish Telegraph Agency
--http://curtmaynardsblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/north-dakota-college-students-charged.html
[Curt comments: If Scott Lebovitz is a Jew, then where's the crime? I don't get it. How is writing an accurate statement in "ice cream" disorderly conduct? It certainly isn't libel. Pretty soon it'll be illegal to point out to anyone at anytime than someone's a Jew, trust me, this time is just around the corner - the schizophrenia [insanity] of Europe and Canada is already here in the United States.]

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/4504
Did you know that by law the US guarantees Israel's oil supply - no matter what?
...even if it causes US a
DOMESTIC SHORTAGE???
I didn't...
Under a 1975 Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) the USA guaranteed all Israel's oil needs in the event of a crisis. This Memorandum of Understanding is quietly renewed every five years. It commits U.S. taxpayers to maintain a strategic U.S. reserve for Israel, equivalent to $3 billion in 2002 dollars. Special legislation was enacted to exempt Israel from restrictions on oil exports from the USA. Moreover, the U.S. government agreed to divert oil from the USA, even if this causes domestic shortages. The U.S. government also guaranteed delivery of oil in U.S. tankers if commercial shippers become unable or unwilling to carry oil from the USA to Israel.

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
"Our tribal customs have become the core of your moral code. Our tribal
laws have furnished the basic groundwork of all your august
constitutions and legal systems. Our legends and our folk-tales are the
sacred lore which you croon to your infants. Our poets have filled your
hymnals and your prayer-books. Our national history has become an
indispensable part of the learning of your pastors and priests and
scholars. Our Kings, our statesmen, our prophets, our warriors are your
heroes. Our ancient little country is your Holy Land. Our national
literature is your Holy Bible. What our people thought and taught has
become inextricable woven into your very speech and tradition, until no
one among you can be called educated who is not familiar with our
racial heritage.
"Jewish artisans and Jewish fishermen are your teachers and your
saints, with countless statues carved in their image and innumerable
cathedrals raised to their memories. A Jewish maiden is your ideal of
motherhood and womanhood. A Jewish rebel-prophet is the central figure
in your religious worship. We have pulled down your idols, cast aside
your racial inheritance, and substituted for them our God and our
traditions. No conquest in history can even remotely
compare with this clean sweep of our conquest over you."
--http://www.patriot.dk/ravage.html

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Ed & TLSTAR):
Lawmakers Heavily Invested in Defense
By ANNE FLAHERTY
Associated Press
April 4, 2008
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Members of Congress have as much as $196 million collectively invested in companies doing business with the Defense Department, earning millions since the onset of the Iraq war, according to a study by a nonpartisan research group.

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
>DO THE SAUDIS KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T?
>
> Worried Yet?
> Saudis Prepare for "Sudden Nuclear Hazards" After Cheney Visit
>
> Written by Chris Floyd
> Sunday, 23 March 2008
>
>
> I. One Tick Closer to Midnight
> Last Friday, Dick Cheney was in Saudi Arabia for high-level meetings
>with the Saudi king and his ministers. On Saturday, it was revealed that
>the Saudi Shura Council -- the elite group that implements the decisions of the
>autocratic inner circle -- is preparing "national plans to deal with any sudden nuclear and
>radioactive hazards that may affect the kingdom following experts' warnings of possible
>attacks on Iran's Bushehr nuclear reactors," one of the kingdom's leading newspapers,
>Okaz, reports. The German-based dpa news service relayed the paper's story.

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Donaldo):
Those who hate the truth call truth hate. --Unknown

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Curt Maynard):
An interesting and recent development in the Bill White saga is that he foolishly engaged in an election that he himself participated in, which legitimized the results, at VNNforum, a White nationalist community on the Internet, in which he challenged an anonymous poster at VNN named Melcur to an election for the leadership of the ANSWP. Presumably White thought Melcur would back down, or that he [White] had a great deal more support among their peers than he actually did, because Melcur defeated him in what cannot be termed anything but a landslide win for Melcur and a humiliating loss for Bill White. White garnered less than 20% of the vote which amounted to approximately 20 votes, indicating that he doesn’t have much real support, even among those that he allegedly represents. What must be taken into consideration as well is that White and a few of his associates, maintain several different “sock puppets,” or pseudonyms [fake screen names] on VNN, who voted as well, meaning that less than 10 individuals actually voted for White and most probably less than six.
After his resounding win Melcur went about restructuring the ANSWP in such a way as to poke fun at Bill White and his pseudo-party, creating such positions as “Gaulieter of the Northwest,” “Gauleiter of the New England states,” “Official lyncher of Jews,“ and “Commodore of the ANSWP Navy,” etc… which conformed loosely with the way Bill White had previously structured his nonexistent membership.
What this all means of course is that Bill White can no longer claim, with any authority at least, to represent the American National Socialist Workers Party and/or claim to be a Nazi leader. He no longer is, he lost his position in a democratic election, in which he himself participated, and thus loss control of the party, which subsequently ejected him as its first order of business in the post Bill White era. This is a win-win situation for everyone involved, not least of which includes real National Socialists, who’ve received bad press over the last sixty years, primarily because of agent provocateurs like Bill White, the mainstream Zionist media and the status quo they truly represent. So, the next time you hear in the media that Bill White said or did anything, you’ll know that his friends at the SPLC and in the media haven’t yet accepted the fact that Bill White is no longer a legitimate spokesperson for the White race and that they need him to create the exact environment I detailed above.
--http://curtmaynardsblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-big-is-bill-whites-american-nazi.html

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks Rex M):
You asked:
New Birdman question: Some people speculate that all the drugging of
school kids is because Big Pharma has encouraged this in order to
help sell drugs. My theory, however, is that racial integration, by
forcing the schools to mix whites with disruptive, aggressive, white-
hating, hypersexualized and crime-prone blacks, has made ordinary
schoolroom education impossible, and the use of drugs on kids is
mostly to disable typical black behavior so the education of whites
can proceed. Are there any statistics that would refute or deny such
a conclusion?
I have no statistics but a perspective you may want to consider.
As a pharmacist, I can verify a disproportionate percentage of
children prescribed ADHD chemicals are White boys.
My understanding is that the brain is still "wiring" itself during
the developmental age when these behavior modification drugs are
being used to calm wild-ass Johnny down so Mommy can watch American
Idol.
One theory is that more complex mental wiring that is essential for
creativity is arrested by these pharmaceuticals.
Johnny becomes a better slave as an adult after years of Ritalin and the like.

Twelfth quote of the day:
The difference between sex and love is that sex happens when you have a hard-on, and love happens when you have a heart-on. --JBR Yant

Woden's Day 2008-04-30:

Joke of the day (Thanks MH):
A Florida businessman was
getting ready to go on a long
business trip, so
he thought he'd buy his wife
something to keep her occupied. He
went to a sex
shop and explained his situation.
The man there said, "Well, I don't
know that
I have anything that will keep her
occupied for so many weeks, except the
Voodoo Penis!"
The husband said "The what?"
The man repeated "The Voodoo
Penis" and pulled out what seemed to
be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said,
"It looks like a dildo!"
The man then pointed to the
door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!"
The penis rose out of its box,
darted over to the door and started
pounding keyhole. The whole door
shook wildly with vibrations, so
much that a
crack began to form down the middle.
Then the man said "Voodoo Penis,
return to box!" and the penis
stopped and returned to the box.
The husband bought it. He
took it home to his wife. And after
the husband had been gone a few
days, the wife remembered the Voodoo
Penis.
She undressed, opened the box
and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." The
penis shot to her crotch. It was
absolutely incredible. After three
mind shattering orgasms, she became
very exhausted and decided she'd had
enough.
She tried to pull it out, but
it was stuck. Her husband had
neglected to tell her how to turn it
off. So she put her clothes on, got
in her car and
started for the hospital.
On the way, another incredibly
intense orgasm made her swerve all
over the road. A police officer saw
this and immediately pulled her
over. He asked for her license, and
then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the
woman said "I haven't had anything
to drink
officer. You see, I've got this
Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my
crotch and it
won't stop screwing me..."
The officer looked at her for
a second, shook his head and
replied, "Yeah right... Voodoo
Penis, my ass...!"
The rest, as they say, is
history....

Second joke of the day (Thanks EH):
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his
wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis
with aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."



Quote of the day:
Think Progress
Monday, April 28, 2008
Last night, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia granted his first broad-based television interview, to Lesley Stahl on CBS’s 60 Minutes. There he explained that the torture of detainees does not violate the 8th Amendment’s ban on “cruel and unusual punishment” because, according to Scalia, torture is not used as punishment.
--http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2008/280408_b_Scalia.htm
[Birdman comment: If there was ever an example of twisted logic, this is it. True, torture in the way the government has used it recently has presumably not been used in retaliation for criminal behavior, but it is surely punishment in the generic sense, as in, "Running the 4- minute mile is pure punishment." That is, not all punishment is for crime -- some might be for revenge, or for violation of non-criminal social norms, or just for fun (sadism); so on Scalia's logic, if the government wanted to punish people, say, just for fun, that would be ok, according to the 8th Amendment, which reads, "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted." Beyond this, one need only to look at the original intent of the Framers: Surely no one in their right mind is going to argue that the Framers intended to leave a 'loophole' for torture as acceptable for interrogations ABOUT criminality while forbidding torture in punishment FOR criminality. If that were the case, then the Framers would be saying that it was ok for innocents to suffer more than the guilty -- surely a most stunning departure from rationality and an effective denial of what punishment is supposed to be about (ie, deterrence), since this policy would deter investigtions and witnesses rather than crime.]

Second quote of the day:
Israeli spies scour web for threats
Reuters
Monday, April 28, 2008
Israeli spies use chatrooms and internet sites to search for future attacks from Islamists.
Using conventional on-line detective methods, former Israeli army intelligence analysts join "Terrogence", a 'one-stop shop' in intelligence. The company offers both government intelligence agencies and private clients freelance services in scouring the Internet for signs of the next Islamist attack.
--http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2008/280408spies.htm

Third quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
.. A NY Department of Sanitation spokeswoman said "for about two and a half months after the attacks, in addition to its regular duties, NYDS played a major role in debris removal - everything from molten steel beams to human remains..."
The fact that there was molten steel under ground zero for months after 9/11 is very odd, especially since firefighters sprayed millions of gallons of water on the fires and applied high-tech fire retardants.
--http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2008/04/molten-steel-flowed-under-ground-zero.html

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks EH):
[A] controversial artist is accused of chaining up an emaciated dog and starving it to death "in the name of art." --Nancy Morgan

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
"Long before the empire fell, citizenship had ceased to have any
connection with race. Throughout its history its Germanic and (still
more) Celtic neighbours, if once conquered or allied, apparently had
no reluctance to assimilate, and no difficulty in assimilating, its
civilisation. You could put them into togas and set them to learning
rhetoric almost at once. They were not in the least like Hottentots
dressed up in bowler hats and pretending to be Europeans. The
assimilation was real and often permanent."
--C. S. Lewis, "The Discarded Image: An Introduction to Medieval and
Renaissance Literature"

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Donaldo):
As previously observed on this page, if racial differences are seen as generating a program or project to favor a Politically Correct group (non-Whites and not some Asian groups), or a way to generally praise the same groups, then they are discussed in the dominant media. If they might favor Whites, the messenger and findings are attacked by the PC apparatus.
In front of a beyond capacity NAACP cheering audience which was carried by national cable channels, Reverend Wright last night discussed how the European and African brains process information and music differently.
In a hotel anti-discrimination settlement a few years ago, news reporters were amused that the types of music played were even mandated. This was because many businesses know that classical and metal music, although played with different instruments and for different age groups, have the same structure and drive Blacks out. It has also been noted by reporters that Metallica and Iron Maiden were being used to torture Arabs. One’s heaven is another’s hell.
It is also hard to forget the comedy of the NAACP suing to prevent IQ tests from being used on Blacks in California while suing to have them applied to Black death-row inmates in several southeastern U.S. states.
--http://natallnews.com/

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Cap'n Ed):
It is funny how we are just on the cusp of all these breakthrus -- health, the Jewish Question, and lots of others -- and yet at the same time are at the point of losing it all (NWO/JWO). Makes me feel like I am on the edge of a cosmic cliff. -Birdman

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks EH):
New FAS-FAX: Steep Decline at 'NYT' While 'WSJ' Gains
By Jennifer Saba
Published: April 28, 2008 8:00 AM ET
NEW YORK Print circulation continues on its steep downward slide, the Audit
Bureau of Circulations revealed this morning in releasing the latest numbers
for some of the country's largest dailies in the six-month period ending
March 31, 2008. When a full analysis appears it is expected to find, according to
sources, the biggest dip yet, about 3.5% daily and 4.5 for Sunday.
[EH comments: Good news. Yellow liberal rag decreases in circulation. America applauds the
trend. Let us hope that they go out of business. America's ethos would
improve.]

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks EH):
Headline: In France, Prisons Filled With Muslims
--http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/world/countries/france.html?nav=el

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Donaldo):
"I confess that in 1901 I said to my brother Orville that man would not fly
for fifty years...Ever since, I have distrusted myself and avoided all
predictions." --Wilbur Wright

Moon's Day 2008-04-28:

Joke of the day (Thanks EH):
>After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a
>mirror..
>
>Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing
>her...
>
>In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...
>'God...If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She
>prayed...
>
>And just like that...her ears fell off...

Second joke of the day (Thanks EH):
>One morning three Alabama good old boys and three Yankees were in a
>ticket line at the Birmingham train station heading to Atlanta for a big
>football game.
>
>The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three
>Southerners bought just one ticket between them.
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one
>of the Yankees.
>"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.
>When the six travelers boarded the train, the three Yankees sat down, but
>the three Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the
>door.
>Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect
>tickets.
>He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Ticket, please." The door
>opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The
>conductor took it and moved on.
>The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
>Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and
>save some money.
>That evening after the game when they got to the Atlanta train station,
>they bought a single ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment
>the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the
>perplexed Yankees.
>"Watch and learn," answered one of the Southern boys.
>When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves
>into a bathroom and the three Southerners crammed themselves into the other
>bathroom across from it.
>Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their
>bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankees' bathroom. He knocked on
>the door and said, "Ticket, please."
>There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won
>the war.



Quote of the day (Thanks Siggy):
Since 1974 I have had to fight so many legal battles that I've been unable to find time to compose the systematic exposition that one is entitled to expect from a professor who, over so many years, has devoted his efforts to a single aspect of Second World War history: the "Holocaust" or the Shoah.
Year after year, an avalanche of trials, entailing the gravest consequences, has thwarted my plans to publish such a work. Apart from my own cases, I have had to devote considerable time and effort to the defense, before their respective courts, of other revisionists in France and abroad. Today, as I write these words, two cases are being brought against me, one in the Netherlands, the other in France, while I must also intervene, directly or indirectly, in proceedings pending against revisionists in Switzerland, Canada, and Australia. For lack of time, I have had to decline helping others, notably two Japanese revisionists.
Around the world, our adversaries' tactic is the same: use courts to paralyze the work of the revisionists, if not to sentence them to prison terms or to order them to pay fines or damages. For those convicted, imprisonment means a halt to all revisionist activity, while those ordered to pay large sums are compelled to set off on a feverish pursuit of money, goaded by threats of bailiffs, "writs of seizure," "notices to third parties," and freezing of bank accounts. For this reason alone, my life over the past quarter of a century has been difficult. It still is and, in all probability, will remain so.
--Robert Faurisson
--http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v19/v19n1p-2_Faurisson.html

Second quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
[Barack Obama on why he no longer wears a flag pin:]
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking
sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message.
You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it." --Unsourced

Third quote of the day:
[In light of the article we recently posted on Kevin Strom, we have now revised the entry for him in "Movement People", which is permanently posted in the Our Fight section. Here is that entry. We have also added an Appendix to the essay as the result of comments made in the previously-posted VNN forum (not reproduced here).]
Kevin Strom: Kevin is a long-time Movement activist who had a close and fruitful relationship with William Pierce. He was recently sentenced to prison for possession of kiddie porn, and has been raked over the coals for this by many members of the white liberationist community; but in my view, the whole affair amounts to much doo-doo about nothing. For one thing, there is nothing the matter with porn in general, as I have argued at length on my website. For another, there is not necessarily anything wrong with kiddie porn, if one agrees with my contention -- shared by libertarians, and again lengthily argued on my website -- that it should be up to the parents, and not the State, to control the sexual behavior of their children, including posing for porn. I also contend that there is nothing the least wrong with looking at or possessing kiddie porn, even if the porn is coerced -- after all, it is no help at all to the kids involved that some poor dope goes to jail for looking at pictures of them, tho it does harm those same kids when kiddie porn is made illegal, because that act -- just like the illegalization of drugs -- raises the price, and thereby attracts more people into the business, and more clients as well. Being of an authoritarian and often sexually prudish bent, however, many in the white liberationist community do not understand or appreciate the above points; but what is even worse is that Kevin has been 'convicted' by many white liberationists for being a pedophile when no act of pedo was committed -- a fact which leads inevitably to the conclusion that Kevin was 'convicted' of a sexual preference for small flat-chested girls with hairless cunts and childlike faces -- a modestly popular style in legal commercial porn, if one cares to look, and a VERY popular sexual preference among the political class if one can believe such authors as John DeCamp, Cathy O'Brien, Brice Taylor, Noreen Gosch and numerous others. But the most important thing as far as Kevin is concerned is that he was not strong enuf to control his women (Pierce considered him 'weak'; Kevin's wife, Elisha Strom, admitted in court to bashing him over the head with a telephone; and Kevin confessed that he had received "innumerable bruises, cuts, and lacerations and went to the hospital" as a result of his wife's aggression), and that makes for a bad marriage indeed. (Or maybe Elisha was just angry about Kevin's infatuation with a 5th grader -- after all, she admitted that Kevin had lost interest in her, and Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.) But if Kevin's sexual problems are bogus, there is a real problem with him which I find most troubling, to wit, that Kevin supported the 'Arabs did it' 911 thesis -- a very strange position in view of the information available to a man who has built his career on Jew-skepticism. I have posted my correspondence with him on this matter in Net Losses. Don comments: Concur.

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks GP):
"I could say something rude about multiculturalism but I won't," comments
Dr. James Sanchez of Seattle. The President of the European American
Information Forum (EAIF) warns that, thanks to multiculturalism, the idiot
notion that all cultures are equal and ought to be imported and practised by
newcomers, reports of penis snatching and the murderous inclinations of
bereft or diminished victims against alleged sorcerers ands snatchers could
soon be "coming to a town near you."
And, Dr. Sanchez adds, "African immigrants were stealing body parts from the
Seattle coroner's office for years to supply the demand from area
sorcerers." --Paul Fromm

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Thomas A):
THE VACCINATION HOAX and HOLOCAUST
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."--George Bernard Shaw.
Searching for children who had not been exposed to mercury in vaccines -- the kind of population that scientists typically use as a "control" in experiments -- Olmsted scoured the Amish of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, who refuse to immunize their infants. Given the national rate of autism, Olmsted calculated that there should be 130 autistics among the Amish. He found only four. One had been exposed to high levels of mercury from a power plant. The other three -- including one child adopted from outside the Amish community -- had received their vaccines.--- -Deadly Immunity By ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR.
Now 1 in 100 children have autism, 1 in 5 asthma, 1 in 10 dyslexia, 1 in 20 Attention-deficit disorder, Epilepsy 5-8 per 1000, Cerebral Palsy (1 in 400 to 1 in 166), an epidemic of Type 2 diabetes---- -and the number one suspect is vaccination. The Government/Vaccine Industry is going to carry on vaccinating, covering up, and claiming vaccines are safe, until every other child has a vaccine induced disease, so only parent awareness is going to stop that. --Unsourced

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Governor and others):
[AZ] State Sen. Karen Johnson, R-Mesa, has come under fierce criticism for going
on record with her doubts over the government's version of events
surrounding the 9/11 attacks.
--http://infowars.net/articles/april2008/250408Senator.htm
[Birdman comment: Winning the war one person at a time.]

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Siggy):
Particularly harsh was the Allied treatment of German teachers and academics. Since National Socialist Germany had significant support among German teachers and university professors, it was to be expected that the US reeducational authorities would start screening German intellectuals, writers, journalists and film makers. Having destroyed dozens of major libraries in Germany, with millions of volumes gone up in flames, the American occupying powers resorted to improvising measures in order to give some semblance of normalcy in what later became “the democratic Germany.” The occupying powers realized that universities and other places of higher learning could always turn into centers of civil unrest, and therefore, their attempts at denazifaction were first focused on German teachers and academics. ...
During the post-war screening of well-known figures from the German world of literature, thousands of German intellectuals were obliged to fill in questionnaires known in post-war Germany as Fragebogen. These questionnaires consisted of sheets of paper containing well over one hundred questions probing into all spheres of private, sexual, and political affinities of German suspects. The questions had many misspellings and their ultra-moralistic wording was often difficult for Germans to grasp. Had those “Fragebogen” not acquired a doomsday meaning for many Germans, they would have made good material for a Hollywood vaudeville. A German novelist and a former conservative revolutionary militant, Ernst von Salomon, describes in his satirical novel, Der Fragebogen, how the American “new pedagogues” extorted confessions from German captives, who were then either intellectually silenced or dispatched to the gallows. --Tom Sunic, Homo americanus; Child of the Postmodern Age (2007), ch 3

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Robert):
Beware: Beat Up a White Kid Day From Wikipedia:
Beat Up a White Kid Day is the colloquial name for racially motivated attacks that occur on May 1 where African American, Hispanic, and other people of color randomly seek out white (Caucasian) children and attack them. First publicized in Cleveland, Ohio, USA in 1993 following the May 1, 1992 national appeal for calm by Rodney King during the 1992 Los Angeles riots, these attacks occur on May 1, mostly in connections with schools. These occurrences were recognized through an October 2003 U.S. court proceeding, where an Ohio judge concluded that “based on the evidence I’ve heard, May Day is reality and the evidence was overwhelming that this was an attack based on May Day and that the victim was chosen because she was white.”

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352378,00.html
Secret Service Catch Mexican Official Nabbing White House BlackBerries
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Whether he was up to no good or simply desperate to play BrickBreaker, a
Mexican press attache was caught on camera by Secret Service pocketing
several White House BlackBerries during a recent meeting in New Orleans, FOX
News has learned.
Sources with knowledge of the incident said the official, whose first name
is Rafael, took six or seven of the handheld devices from a table outside a
special room in the hotel where the Mexican delegation was meeting with
President Bush.
Everyone entering the room was required to leave their cell phones,
BlackBerries and other such devices on the table, a commonplace practice
when high-level meetings are held. American officials discovered their
missing belongings when they were leaving the session.
[Birdman comment: Mexcrements pick lettuce and tomatoes -- why not Blackberries?]

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Nick M):
A special graveyard has been opened for Danish homosexuals in Copenhagen where the organisation Rainbow has reserved 36 places for funeral urns, reports said.
The organisation has an option for a further 12 places in a section of the municipal Assistens cemetery in the Danish capital where famed Danish writers HC Andersen and Soren Kierkegaard are buried. --Unsourced
[Birdman comment: Funny that they are willing to accept segregation in death but not in life...]

Frigga's Day 2008-04-25:

Joke of the day (Thanks Henri):
>The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies
>and goes to Heaven.
>
>He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates
>are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St.
>
>Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have
>heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling
>up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for
>everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get
>into Heaven.'
>
>Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody
>ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too
>hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.'
>
>St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
>questions.
>
>First:
>What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
>
>Second:
>How many seconds are there in a year?
>
>Third:
>What is God's first name?'
>
>
>Forrest leaves to think the questions over.
>He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up,
>and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,
>tell me your answers'
>
>Forrest replied, 'Well, the
>first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?
>Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
>
>The Saint's eyes opened wide and.
>he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do
>have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
>for that answer. How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.
>
>'How many seconds in a year?
>Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
>that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
>
>Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
>Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve
>seconds in a year?'
>
>Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's
>got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '
>
>'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.
>'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
>though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give
>you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final
>question.
>Can you tell me God's first name'?
>
>'Sure,' Forrest replied,
>'it's Andy.'
>
>'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated
>and frustrated St Peter.
>
>'Ok, I can understand how you
>came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the
>world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'
>
>'Shucks, that was the easiest
>one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song, 'ANDY
>WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'
>
>St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: 'RUN Forrest, RUN.'

Second joke of the day (Thanks Ed):
>A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
>
>The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
>
>On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
>
>The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
>business.
>
>He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much
>money do you make a week?'
>
>A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400
>a week. Why?'
>
>The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four
>weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!'
>
>Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
>asked,
>'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?'
>
>From across the room came a voice,
>
>'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'

Third joke of the day (Thanks Ed):
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. 'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!' Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!' Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'Herman, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes!'

Fourth joke of the day ("):
A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the Manager.' Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, 'All right buddy what's your name?' 'Fred,' the cowboy moaned. 'Where ya from, Fred?' asked the Ranger. With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, '...the balcony...

Fifth joke of the day ("):
His request approved, the photographer used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hangar. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for CNN,' he responded.'and I need to get some close-up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,'So........ what you're telling me, is ....... you're NOT my flight instructor?'



Quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,352278,00.html
Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing
prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported.
Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who
masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to
develop the cancer.
The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who did
not, and all were between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on
Monday on the gay and lesbian news site PlanetOut.
Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the
fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to
flush out carcinogens.
Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because it increases the
risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could raise the
risk of cancer, the Web site reported.

Second quote of the day (Thanks Robert L):
United Nations General Assembly Resolution 3379, adopted on November 10, 1975 by a vote of 72 to 35 (with 32 abstentions), "determine[d] that Zionism is a form of racism and racial discrimination". The resolution was revoked by Resolution 46/86 on December 16, 1991, and is often referenced in debates of Zionism and racism.
[Birdman comment: I am sure that this warms the cockles of many Foreskinner critics, but the fact is that, in order to agree with it, one must implicitly climb on board the train that says 'racism is evil'. I think I can find better things to do with my time.]

Third quote of the day (Thanks Thomas A):
> The money power preys upon the nation in times of peace and conspires
> against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than monarchy,
> more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. I see in
> the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to
> tremble for the safety of my country. Corporations have been enthroned,
> an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of
> the country will endeavor to prolong its REIGN by working upon the
> prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands
> and the Republic is destroyed."
>
> President Abraham Lincoln after
> the National Banking Act of 1863 was passed

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
Previous free generations of Americans built dams, bridges, chemical plants, steel mills, railroads, and airplanes. Nothing seemed impossible for them. They even traveled to the moon. They built the marvelous landscape of industry that still, haltingly, maintains the American way of life.
What, however, has been the primary change in the American landscape of the past 30 years? The change has been in the skylines of American cities. These steel and glass boxes have not been built to house factories where things are made. They have been built to house paper shufflers who are largely occupied with activities that enslave and control the American people.
--http://www.newswithviews.com/Robinson/art2.htm

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
> Reality -
>
> Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, yet 29%
>are on welfare, acknowledges our government grudgingly.
>
> The US Senate voted to grant social security benefits to
>illegals, beginning this year.
>
> 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens, per FBI
>figures.
>
> The Los Angeles Times reports that, in Los Angeles (our largest
>city now effectively occupied by illegals):
>
> - 95% of warrants for murder are for illegal aliens.
>
> - 75% of people on the most wanted list are illegal aliens.
>
> - 2/3 of all births are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal,
>whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
>
> - 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican
>nationals here illegally.
>
> - The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are
>most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
>
> - 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
>
> - 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.
>
> - In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English while 3.9
>million speak Spanish.
>
> What They Expect -
>
> What's more, illegals expect and demand to be taught in their
>own language, not ours.
>
> Illegal aliens expect, demand and receive all manner of special
>privileges.
>
> Illegal aliens expect, demand and are given affirmative action
>preferences in hiring, education and government benefits.
>
> Illegal aliens expect, demand and are given ethnic studies that
>glorify their culture and denigrate ours.
>
> Illegals expect and repeatedly are given full amnesty as a
>reward for their lawless behavior and unmannerly conduct in our country.
>
> We Do Without -
>
> We have given up our jobs to those less qualified.
>
> Our children have been sacrificed on the altar of political
>correctness.
>
> Our families do with less. Increasingly, more of us are hungry
>and, even, homeless, while the undeserving squalor of other countries
>feast upon the ever-decreasing bounty of America.
>
> We do without health care that we need because we cannot afford
>it, because Mexico's burgeoning offal demands and takes it for free.
>
> The retirement for which we paid Social Security taxes all these
>years now is being diluted and given to those who paid nothing for it.
>
> I, for one, am beyond being sick of it all.
>
> A Rising Storm -
>
> Do you hear that thunder in the distance? A bad storm is coming
>our way.
>
> Yes, folks, things are going to become ugly for us - no doubt
>about it. But things are going to become very, very ugly for you, Jose,
>when the payback begins.
>
> And then we will turn our attention to those of you among us who
>destroyed our culture by holding the immigration floodgates wide open.
>Street lamps throughout America will be festooned with the swaying bodies
>of politicians, plutocrats, bankers and other thieves, rest assured.
--Ed Steele

Sixth quote of the day:
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
UMBILICAL BLOOD COULD REVERSE SOME OF AGING'S EFFECTS
University of South Florida researchers were pleasantly surprised when they injected human umbilical cord blood mononuclear cells (UCBMC) into laboratory animals and found that the cells rejuvenated the animals' brains.
A study published online at BMC Neuroscience in February shows the possibility of rejuvenating the brains of the elderly with umbilical cord cells. According to the study, UCBMC could improve the neurogenesis process in the brain.
--http://www.lef.org/news/LefDailyNews.htm?NewsID=6737&Section=Vitamins&source=DHB_080423T&key=Body+ContinueReading

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks EH:
N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows
Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls
MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) - More charges have been filed against a Burlington
County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three
girls.
Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been
charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts
with cows between June and December of 2006.
Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with
three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual
contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006. [EH comment: At least he switched to animals.]
[Birdman comment: Now where was the animal cruelty in this? Getting cows excited and then presenting them with a tool too small to do the job?]

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080423/ap_on_bi_ge/wal_mart_rice
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas -- Sam's Club, the membership warehouse division of Wal-Mart Stores Inc., is limiting how much rice customers can buy because of what it calls "recent supply and demand trends."
The broader chain of Wal-Mart stores has no plans to limit food purchases, however.
Sam's Club says it will limit customers to four bags at a time of Jasmine, Basmati, and long-grain white rice. Rice prices have been hitting record highs recently on worries about tight supplies.
Sam's Club's restriction is effective immediately at all locations where quantity restrictions are allowed by law. It does not apply to other staples such as flour or oil.

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
Liberals are those with the financial means to move away from the problems they cause. --Anon

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
John Olagues is the owner and principal consultant for Truth IN Options <http://www.optionsforemployees.com/articles and a recognized authority on listed and employee stock options. ...
[Here is what he had to say about the Bear Stearns deal.]
You can do with it what you wish. I have not had any calls or emails from the main stream media as they will not criticize the FED or J.P. Morgan. I am saying the J.P. Morgan essentially stole $30 billion from the tax payers through the FED and did a big favor for the short sellers, who probably made a few billion. From Cox to Bernanke, to Dimon and Cramer, they all played their roles. ...
On March 10, 2008, the closing price of Bear Stearns was 70. The stock had traded at 70 eight weeks earlier. On or prior to March 10, 2008 requests were made to the options exchanges to open new April series of puts with exercise prices of 20, and 22.5, and a new March series with an exercise price of 25.
Their requests were accommodated and new series were opened for trading March 11, 2008. Since there was very little subsequent trading in the call with exercise prices of 20, 22.5 or 25, it is certain that the requests were made with the intentions of buying substantial amounts of the puts.
There was in fact massive volumes of puts purchased in those series which opened on March 11, 2008.
For example: between March 11-14 inclusive, there were 20,000 contracts traded in the April 20s, 3700 contracts traded in the April 22.5s, and 8000 contracts traded in the April 25s. In the March 25s, there were 79,000 contracts traded between March 11-14, 2008. ...
On or prior to March 13, 2008, an additional request was made of the options exchanges to open more March and April put series with very low exercise prices.
These new March put options would have just five days of trading to expiration.
The exchanges accommodated their requests, knowing that the intentions of the requesters were to buy puts. They indeed bought massive amounts of puts. For example the March 20 puts traded nearly 50,000 contracts (i.e. contracts to sell 5 million shares at 20). The March 15s traded 9600, the March 10s traded 13,000 and the March 5s traded 6300 all on March 14 (the first day of trading of the new March series).
The introduction of those far-out-of-the-money put series in the April and March months immediately before the crash provided a vehicle whereby extreme leverage was available to the insiders. In other words if an insider had $100,000 and he knew that Morgan would buy Bear Stearns at 2, he could make 5-10 times more on the $100,000 by buying the newly introduced March puts. This is so because the soon to expire far out-of-the-money puts were far cheaper than the July or October out-of-the-money puts. And that is why the illegal inside traders requested the exchanges to introduce the far out-of-the-moneys just days before the crash.
But this scenario has serious implications.
This means that the deal was already arranged on March 10 or before. That contradicts the scenario that is promoted by SEC Chairman Cox, Fed Boss Bernanke, Bear CEO Schwartz, Jamie Dimon of J.P. Morgan (who sits on the board of directors for the New York Federal Reserve Bank) and others that false rumors undermined the confidence in Bear Stearns making the company crash, notwithstanding their adequate liquidity days before.
"I would say that the deal was arranged months before but the final terms and times were not determined until maybe March 7-8, 2008."

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
To enter the [Pentagon's] Indianapolis center is to pass through a time warp, to a place where the most critical software programs date from the dawn of the computer age. They run on old-style I.B.M. mainframes and rely on COBOL, the ancient Sumerian of computer languages. "This was a bunch of systems patched together," says Greg Bitz, a former director of the center. "I never went home at night without worrying about one of them crashing." Bitz predicts a crisis as older programmers retire. "Try to find somebody today who knows COBOL," he says.

Woden's Day 2008-04-23:

Quote of the day (Thanks Governor):
In dictatorships we are more fortunate than you in the West in one respect.
We believe nothing of what we read in the newspapers and nothing of what we
watch on television, because we know it's propaganda and lies. Unlike you in
the West, we've learned to look behind the propaganda and to read between
the lines, and unlike you, we know that the real truth is always
subversive." --dissident Czech novelist Zdener Urbanek

Second quote of the day (Thanks Governor):
I have a report to share from Anchorage, Alaska. As you know, Anchorage is
within the Circle of influence, so to speak, of the HAARP transmitter at
Gakona, AK.
I talked with some friends recently who related to me that there is a high
incidence of cancer among the Native Alaskans in the villages located close
to the facility at Gakona. A group of us here were with you during the Joint
Psychic Exercise on Saturday.
Here's what we noticed energetically beginning late in the day on Saturday.
We can feel what I can only describe as "skitzy" energy...lots of it! We
"tuned-in" and were shown a scenario of military government scientists and
technicians working frenetically to try to get HAARP back on line. They have
no idea what to do and they are frantic and trying everything. As a result,
we are feeling some pretty wild energy here in Anchorage.

Third quote of the day:
In 2004, Catherine Allégret, [actor Yves] Montand's stepdaughter and [actress Simone] Signoret's daughter from her first marriage, published a book titled World Upside Down (Un monde à l'envers ISBN 2-253-11442-1) in which she contended that Montand had abused her sexually since she was five years old.
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yves_Montand
[Birdman comment: Maybe the book would have better been titled "A Frog in My Throat".]

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/04/21/50_percent_of_la_workforce_
are_immigrants/3251/
50 percent of LA workforce are 'immigrants'
LOS ANGELES, April 21 (UPI) -- Los Angeles is at the leading edge of a U.S.
demographic trend, with half of its workforce immigrants, many of them
unskilled and speaking little English.

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
Ø You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
Ø You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
Ø You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
Ø You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
Ø You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
Ø You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative
and independence.
Ø You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and
should do for themselves.
--Abraham Lincoln

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks redfox):
What prolonged the Depression was the fact that one-third of the money supply essentially vanished. That is why 5,000 banks failed, the stock market lost five-sixths of its value, the GNP fell by 46%, and unemployment rose to 25%, not because of a tariff in an economy geared for domestic production for domestic consumption. --Milton Friedman

Seventh quote of the day:
After Georg Ritschl had sufficiently distributed orgonite cloudbusters throughout the Kalahari and disabled the coastal HAARP arrays to the east, in early January, 2004, it's been raining regularly throughout that desert ever since. ...
Really, though, the proof of our CBs [Reichian cloudbusters] is in the results: the reversal of most of the long term (HAARP initiated and maintained) droughts in N America and elsewhere by now, the beginning reversals of some major deserts, the consistent prevention of violent storms, diverting all tornadoes from wihtin 20 miles, the 'deflation' of several hurricanes just before they reached shore last fall, undeniable improvements in the quality of the atmosphere in and above most of the major cities in the US by now, rising water tables everywhere, more soluble soil (through ionization of rainwater in vast regions), better ambience in cities (lower crime rates, too), etc.
--http://educate-yourself.org/dc/demeodislikesorgonitecb26mar05.shtml
[Birdman comment: Those who are worried about HAARP, weather wars and similar subjects ought to take notice of this.]

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Curt M):
On the eve of the Pennsylvania primary, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., tells "Good Morning America" she would "obliterate" Iran if they attacked Israel. --http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Vote2008/St...4698059&page=2

Ninth quote of the day (Jason C and Curt M):
http://electronicintifada.net/v2/article9474.shtml
A pro-Israel group's plan to rewrite history on Wikipedia -
A pro-Israel pressure group is orchestrating a secret, long-term campaign to infiltrate the popular online encyclopedia Wikipedia to rewrite Palestinian history, pass off crude propaganda as fact, and take over Wikipedia administrative structures to ensure these changes go either undetected or unchallenged.A series of emails by members and associates of the pro-Israel group CAMERA (Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting in America), provided to The Electronic Intifada (EI), indicate the group is engaged in what one activist termed a "war" on Wikipedia.A 13 March action alert signed by Gilead Ini, a "Senior Research Analyst" at CAMERA, calls for "volunteers who can work as 'editors' to ensure" that Israel-related articles on Wikipedia are "free of bias and error, and include necessary facts and context." However, subsequent communications indicate that the group not only wanted to keep the effort secret from the media, the public, and Wikipedia administrators, but that the material they intended to introduce included discredited claims that could smear Palestinians and Muslims and conceal Israel's true history.With over two million articles in English on every topic imaginable, Wikipedia has become a primary reference source for Internet users around the world and a model for collaboratively produced projects. Openness and good faith are among Wikipedia's core principles. Any person in the world can write or edit articles, but Wikipedia has strict guidelines and procedures for accountability intended to ensure quality control and prevent vandalism, plagiarism or distortion. It is because of these safeguards that articles on key elements of the Palestine-Israel conflict have generally remained well-referenced, useful and objective. The CAMERA plan detailed in the e-mails obtained by EI appears intended to circumvent these controls.
[Birdman comment: Wiki has never been reliable on politically correct subjects (eg, Birdman's bio was expunged), but it was also unreliable on other controversial topics where non-mainstream ideas attempted a surge, eg, my friend Caroline Thompson's important work on the Bell Theorem.]

Tenth quote of the day:
Donnie Hull <Donnieswoop@sunburstguru.com> sent us an email with the folowing header: "Enlarge your mail organ". I was wondering if the Post office had given up its monopoly. --JBR Yant

Eleventh quote of the day (Re Friedman and the Fed - Thanks Maguire):
"not only made it nearly impossible to import consumer and capital goods from abroad, but also destroyed the export market for US farmers. Thus, a bill passed to raise production prices in this country ultimately ended up reducing prices for agricultural products."
Maguire comments:
The problem with monetarists of all persuasions is they can never see past the vault into the broader world and rapid changes occurring in it.
In 1915 the US population was 100 million people. And 20 million horses and mules powering the local transportation system, each of whom ate 3-5 times as much as a man. Beween 1915 and 1929 Ol' Dobbins headed to the glue factory in the millions as the horseless carriages 'eating' petroleum came in. It was not a fear of a future tarriff increase possibly leading to retaliation on imported food that destroyed US farm markets. It was the disappearance of the domestic forage market for horses and mules.
The US economy will continue to sink on high fuel prices precisely *because* of the dominance of monetarist useless eaters. This tribe is clueless to the 98th percentile about the science and engineering of fuels and energy. According to these blowhards all that New Guinea and Sub-Saharan Africa lack are the right economics textbooks and a supply of either paper or gold money.

Twelfth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
http://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/default.htm
All five governors of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors are Jews.

Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Congress Quietly Repeals Martial Law Provision
April 17, 2008 in News by James Bovard | 75 comments
In late 2006, Congress revised the Posse Comitatus Act and the Insurrection Act to make it far easier for a president to declare martial law. Those changes were repealed at the end of this January as part of Public Law 110-181 (HR 4986), the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2008 (signed into law by President Bush on January 28, 2008).
Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vt), who championed the opposition to the original law, was also the hero of the repeal. It helped that all the nation's governors opposed the 2006 law.
[Birdman comment: But will it really make any difference in light of BushBaby's Executive Orders?]

Fourteenth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
Pollard, a former civilian intelligence analyst for the US Navy,
plead guilty in 1986 to transferring military secrets to Israel
while working at the Pentagon. He is serving a life sentence
in a US federal prison.
[The arrest of Kadish, the latest Jewish spy case]
indicates that spying revealed by the Pollard
case, still an irritant in the close US alliance with Israel,
may have spread wider than previously acknowledged.
"It was bigger than we thought, and they hid it well," said
former U.S. Attorney Joseph diGenova, who prosecuted the
Pollard case.
State Department spokesman Tom Casey said, "We will be
informing the Israelis of this action ... 20-plus years ago
during the Pollard case we noted that this was not the kind
of behavior we would expect from friends and allies and
that would remain the case today."
--http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/977076.html
[Birdman comment: "Will be informing"? Holy shit! Why they might be EMBARRASSED! Gosh and gollywog!]

Fifteenth quote of the day (On Movement People - Thanks btd):
It's an interesting read. Although I'm not sure what you define as the
Movement?
Some of your examples, such as Alex Jones, who neither acknowledges or
discusses racial differences or the Jewish question as far as I know,
wouldn't qualify as being in the Movement in my opinion (at least not
the same Movement as the majority of your other examples).
Other than Alex's passionate diatribes against government conspiracies,
he in fact supports the new world order in regards to multiculturalism
or more accurately multi-racialism and miscegenation (incorporating the
third world into the West). He is also supposedly married to a Jewess,
which is perhaps the main reason he avoids the Jewish question.
As I see it there are two distinct oppositional movements to modern
politics and government. One is the patriot movement, the other is the
racialist movement.
The patriot movement, or as some say the patriotard movement, which Alex
Jones and RBN would be good examples of, is just like the conservative
movement except they sometimes will discuss the Jewish question and
oppose elitism/warmongering. However they are anti-racists and
pro-multiculturalists all the same.
The real movement, that is taking us back to our roots and what America
was founded on, is the racialist movement. The latter I believe is the
only way we will save ourselves in the long run.
You know, we should all be so thankful our forefathers were racialists,
otherwise we would have ended up more like Latin America.

Moon's Day 2008-04-21:

Joke of the day (Thanks EH):
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the
city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping
at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have
a pint of bitter.
After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big,
stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and, worst of all, NO
PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow
side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to
use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer,
who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really have
to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the policeman..."Just follow me". He leads the American to a
back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.
"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever
seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and
huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much
more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police
officer, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call English
hospitality?"
"No sir...", replied the police officer, "...that is what we call the French
Embassy."

Second joke of the day (Thanks Governor):
I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline.
I got connected to a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited & asked if I could drive a truck!

Third joke of the day (Thanks Ed):
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the
man "Holy Shit, That must be my husband!"
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out
the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a
thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed
at the woman, "I AM your husband, you slut!"
The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running.... you Son of a Bitch?"
And that folks............is how the fight started.

Fourth joke of the day ("):
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong" She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along.

Fifth joke of the day (Tthanks TLSTAR):
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,

old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled

up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began

dividing the nuts.



"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"

said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.



Another boy came riding along the road on his

bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside

the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate.

Sure enough, he heard, "One for you,

one for me. One for you, one for me."



He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike

and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane,

hobbling along.



"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe

what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery

dividing up the souls."



The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard

for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly

to the cemetery.



Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one

for me. One for you, one for me."



The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me

the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."



Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence,

yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy

gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter

as they tried to get a

glimpse of the Lord.



At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's

all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."



They say the old man made it back to town a full 5

minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.




Quote of the day (Thanks Chuck B):
Otto Van Bismark said, "I fear that Jewish banks with their craftiness and tortuous tricks will entirely control the exuberant riches of America and will use it to systematically corrupt modern civilization. The Jews will not hesitate to plunge the whole of Christendom into wars and chaos in order that the earth should become the inheritance of Israel." (Interview by C. Seim, La Vieille France, March, 1921.)

Second quote of the day ("):
Our founding fathers gave our government the Constitutional right to print government currency, and keep power out of the hands of the bankers. This tool was only utilized by the great President, Abraham Lincoln, but retracted soon after his assassination. Lincoln said "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. The banking powers are more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy."

Third quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Comment: And the problem is just beginning!
The Fury of the Poor
By SPIEGEL Staff
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0%2C1518%2C547198%2C00.html
Around the world, rising food prices have made basic staples like rice and corn unaffordable for many people, pushing the poor to the barricades because they can no longer get enough to eat. But the worst is yet to come.
Fort Dimanche, a former prison in the hills above the Haitian capital Port-au-Prince, is a hell on earth. In the past, it was home to the torture chambers of former dictator "Baby Doc" Duvalier's death squads, the Tontons Macoutes. Today thousands of impoverished Haitians live in the prison's grounds, digging through piles of garbage for food. But even dogs find little to eat there.
On the roof of the former prison, enterprising women prepare something that looks like biscuits and is even called by that name. The key ingredient, yellow clay, is trucked in from the nearby mountains. The clay is combined with salt and vegetable fat to make dough, which is then dried in the sun.
For many Haitians, the mud biscuits are their only food. They taste of fat, suck the moisture out of the mouth and leave behind an aftertaste of dirt. They often cause diarrhea, but they help to numb the pangs of hunger. "I'm hoping one day I'll have enough food to eat, so I can stop eating these," Marie Noël, who survives with her seven children on the dirt cakes, told the Associated Press.

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Fredrick):
Belarus' president, Alexander Lukashenko, has shown little respect for
Jewish culture. In a radio broadcast in October that provoked a sharp
protest from the Israeli government, he suggested that when Jews were
numerous in another town, Bobruisk, they turned it into "a pigsty."
"You know how Jews treat the place where they live. Look at Israel; I was
there," he said.
[Fredrick comments: Read the final sentence - and it rings true - I was also there during the early 1970s.]

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Governor):
What Does Gasoline Cost In Other Countries?
The cheapest places to top off, not surprisingly, are in countries that
produce the most oil. In Iraq, until recently, pump prices were capped at 10
cents a gallon. Prices have recently risen to nearly 40 cents a gallon ‹
still a bargain compared to the U.S. Iran also keeps pump prices low ‹ less
than 35 cents a gallon, according to a recent Reuters survey.
But for a real bargain, drive on down to Venezuela, where President Hugo
Chavez has made a name for himself lately by delivering heating fuel to
low-income American families at bargain prices.
In Venezuela, you¹ll pay just 12 cents a gallon to fill your tank.
That is.... 2.7272727272 CENT PER LITRE.... Let's Trade with Venezuela
We Need To Break FREE...... Australia has abundance of OIL and abundance of
GAS...... We Need To Break FREE
Australia Sells LPG Gas to China for 8 cents per litre and lower.
Are Ausi's to be Taken as FOOLS?
Is not Time to Shake Rattle and Roll? That is a few HEADS.

Sixth quote of the day:
For it was a witty and a truthful rejoinder which was given by a captured pirate to Alexander the Great. The king asked the fellow, `What is your idea, in infesting the sea?' And the pirate answered, with uninhibited insolence, `The same is yours, in infesting the earth! But because I do it with a tiny craft, I'm called a pirate; because you have a mighty navy, you're called an emperor."
--http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/

Seventh quote of the day:
[Lt. Cmdr. Brian Mizer, defense counsel for one of the Guantanamo detainees] protests that the Commission system, already designed to favor the prosecution, has been fatally compromised by "unlawful command influence" from the Bush administration. Mizer cites the account offered by Col. Morris Davis, the former chief prosecutor at Guantanamo, of an August 2005 conversation with Pentagon general counsel William J. Haynes: As noted in this space earlier, when Davis mentioned the possibility of acquittals, Haynes replied, "Wait a minute, we can't have acquittals. If we've been holding these guys for so long, how can we explain letting them get off? We can't have acquittals. We've got to have convictions."
--http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/

Eighth quote of the day:
Most notoriously, [Nietzsche's book] Human, All Too Human was used by archivist Max Oehler, a strong supporter of Hitler, as supposed evidence of Nietzsche’s support for nationalism and anti-Semitism, both of which he writes against. Oehler wrote an entire book, Friedrich Nietzsche und die Deutsche Zukunft, dealing with Nietzsche and his connection to nationalism (specifically National Socialism) and anti-Semitism, using quotes from Human, All Too Human, though out of context. [17] Nietzsche would speak against anti-Semitism in other works, most strongly in The Antichrist [18]: “An anti-Semite is certainly not any more decent because he lies as a matter of principle.” [19] Oehler also had control of Nietzsche’s archive during the Nazi’s rule, which he shared with Nietzsche’s sister, Elisabeth Förster-Nietzsche, a Hitler supporter herself, until her death, when he took it over. It wasn’t until much of Walter Kaufmann’s work in the 1950s through the 1970s that Nietzsche was able to shed this connection with nationalism and anti-Semitism.
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human,_All_Too_Human

Ninth quote of the day:
Tennyson's poetry describing his tormented soul established him as the greatest poet of his day. The focus of his suffering was the grief he could not assuage over the death of his beloved friend Arthur Hallam, whom he met while an undergraduate. The men formed a relationship of such intensity that the word 'love' is barely adequate to describe it. When Hallam died suddenly in 1833, Tennyson was more than bereft; he entered a state of mourning and melancholia which was to last for 20 years, resolved finally by the completion of his masterpiece In Memoriam A.H.H., a long poem detailing the 'voyage of his soul', as the poet himself described it, from despair to resignation and acceptance.[8]
Tennyson's love for Hallam has remained until recent decades critically sacrosanct, the ideal friendship, a relationship of platonic perfection. This was partly the result of the prudery of academic scholars, but also because all the letters between Hallam and Tennyson were burned by Hallam's father immediately after his son's death and because Tennyson's eldest son, his literary executor and first biographer, Hallam Tennyson, destroyed many more letters after his father's death. In Memoriam was viewed as a metaphysical poem laden with symbolic and allegorical meaning. Only since the reprinting of his early poems, have critics begun to re-examine the nature of Tennyson's love for Hallam. Now it seems clear that their relationship was both passionate and romantic, though it is doubtful that it was ever consummated.[9]
Tennyson's love for Hallam, undeniably homoerotic, was also unself-conscious, free from remorse or guilt or a sense of the illicit. The idea of homosexuality denoting a pyschological identity did not yet exist, and since the men were chaste[citation needed], they had nothing to reporoach themselves for, regarding the sin of sodomy. To the end of his days, and literally on his deathbed, Tennyson would proclaim that the greatest love of his life, the love that 'surpassed the love of women', was Hallam.
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Tennyson,_1st_Baron_Tennyson

Tenth quote of the day:
Brûlé continued to live with the natives, acting as an interpreter in their dealings with the French traders. He was captured by the Seneca Iroquois during a battle and left for dead by his Huron group. He managed to escape death by torture, but when he returned home the Hurons did not believe his story and suspected him of trading with the Senecas. Treated as an enemy, he was consequently tortured to death by his allies. He died at Toanche and was buried by the Hurons, who interred only those who met death by violence.
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89tienne_Br%C3%BBl%C3%A9
[Birdman comment: Multiculturalism just doesn't work, or, The only good Injun is a dead Injun. Whaddya say, Jack?]

Eleventh quote of the day:
Political correctness: A refusal to tell the ugly truth about minorities and women, and an insistence on telling ugly lies about whites and men. --JBR Yant

Twelfth quote of the day (Thanks various):
Happy Yesterbirthday Uncle Adolf!

Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
European Union justice ministers have agreed that using the Internet to publish bomb recipes or call for acts of terrorism to be committed should count as a criminal offence.
The 27 member states agreed on Friday, April 18, to introduce as new offences "public provocation to commit a terrorist offence, recruitment, and training for terrorism" which would be punishable "also when committed through the Internet."
People found guilty of "disseminating terrorist propaganda and bomb-making expertise through the Internet can therefore be prosecuted and sentenced to prison," the justice ministers said in a joint statement.
The commission's proposal would also allow EU law-enforcement agencies to demand cooperation from Internet providers in order to identify the people making such calls and to ensure that the offending material is taken off-line.
Closing gaps in prior legislation
The EU's counter-terrorism coordinator Gilles de Kerchove said last week that some 5,000 Internet sites "contribute to radicalizing young people in Europe."
In 2002, the EU member states agreed common rules for fighting terrorism, but those rules didn't include Internet-based calls to commit terrorist acts.
While some details of the proposal still need to be finalized, Friday's agreement signifies a basic level of support, making it unlikely that any member states would oppose its adoption.
DW staff (dc) --http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3277027,00.html

Frigga's Day 2008-04-18:

Joke of the day (Thanks James B):
A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he approached her and said,
'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,
and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other
exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Twenty-four,' she replied.

Second joke of the day (Thanks Ed):
There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking
for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says,
"Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of
the road."
They argued about it for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in
the middle of the road.
All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to
swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.
The one blonde says to the other,
"See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now.

Third joke of the day ("):
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination
given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they
will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution
will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board l
ooking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?"
asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well, Doc, I can't swim!"




Quote of the day:
www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org
706-736-4884
Global White Population to Plummet to Single
Digit—Black Population to Double
As a percentage of world inhabitants, the white
population will plummet to a single digit (9.76%)
by 2060 from a high-water mark of 27.98% in 1950.
The study was conducted by William H. Regnery,
Mark Stradley, Dean Stradley, and the NPI Staff.
The methodology is described in a footnote.
Using 2010 as the base reference, the big gainer
in the population derby will be blacks or
sub-Sahara Africans. This group will expand almost
133% to 2.7 billion by 2060. By the middle of this
century blacks will represent 25.38% of world
population, which is up dramatically from the
8.97% they recorded in 1950.

Second quote of the day (Thanks Cap'n Ed):
It was disclosed yesterday that the Clintons have raked in over $100 million
since leaving the White House with the fine china and bath towels.
Fine. It's a free country. And the money came from idiots stupid enough to
pay to listen to the pair speak and read their books. It didn't come from me
or, to the best of our knowledge so far, taxpayers.
But of that $100 million-plus, the Clintons are getting fawning praise from
the mainstream media for giving about 10 percent of the haul to 'charity.' A
worthy and commendable figure.
But as with everything else Clintonian, you have to look beyond the obvious.
As our friend Amanda Carpenter of TownHall.com reports this morning, the
charity the Clintons gave most of that money to was...themselves!
That's right. The Clinton tax returns show that $10,256,741 was donated to
CFF, the Clinton Family Foundation.
'On the 2005 forms and those from previous years, Bill Clinton was listed as
CFF President, Hillary Clinton has the title of secretary/treasurer and
daughter Chelsea Clinton was 'director,'' notes Carpenter.
'The 2006 tax forms list Gloria Clinton as CFF CEO and Manager, Erlinda
Valdez as secretary and Catherina Hillman as treasurer. Gloria Clinton was
paid $252,500 according to the 2006 returns for her work that year.'
Of the $10 million-plus the Clintons gave to themselves, they only parceled
out about $2.5 million to other charities. Then again, $80,000 of that went
to the Clinton Birthplace Foundation.
So the Clintons gave money to themselves in order to give money to
themselves?

Third quote of the day (from an email header):
Giai phap CNTT cho Van Phong cua ban. San sang de phat trien
[Birdman comment: Just thought you would want to know.]

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20080416/a_popeshelter16.art.htm
Vatican aid to immigrants raises ire in USA
Minutemen chief calls Mexican shelter 'sinful'
By Chris Hawley and Sergio Solache
USA TODAY
MEXICO CITY — The Vatican donated at least $20,000 to build a shelter for
Central American immigrants traveling to the USA, angering
immigration-control advocates as Pope Benedict XVI begins his first official
U.S. visit.
The Pontifical Commission for Latin America, which reports to the pope, sent
the money in January to help the Brothers on the Path charity construct a
$120,000 shelter in Ixtepec in southern Mexico, the Vatican confirmed
Tuesday.
Many Roman Catholic churches in the USA and Mexico have programs to aid
immigrants, but few receive direct support from the Vatican, said Alejandro
Solalinde, a priest and director of the project.
The donation comes at a delicate time, as the United States fortifies its
southern border and the number of Central Americans crossing illegally is
high. The area around Ixtepec is a major conduit for Central American
migrants who ride freight trains to the U.S. border.
Al Garza, executive director of the Minutemen Civil Defense Corps, based in
Scottsdale, Ariz., called the refuge "sinful."
"What they're really doing is saying, 'Look, even though the United States
has laws, we're going to help you break the laws to realize your dream,' "
Garza said.
Solalinde said the Brothers on the Path owns two warehouses and adjacent
land where it provides food, bathrooms and a place to rest for as many as
1,000 people a night.
He said the charity wants to build a better-equipped facility and has
approached Catholic charities in Mexico, Colombia and Germany for donations.
In September, the Diocese of Tehuantepec asked the Vatican for help.

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
FINANCE: U.S. Lawmakers Invested in Iraq, Afghanistan Wars.
WASHINGTON, Apr 7 (IPS) - U.S. lawmakers have a financial interest in military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, a review of their accounts has revealed.
Members of Congress invested nearly 196 million dollars of their own money in companies that receive hundreds of millions of dollars a day from Pentagon contracts to provide goods and services to U.S. armed forces, say nonpartisan watchdog groups.
Lawmakers charged with overseeing Pentagon contractors hold stock in those very firms, as do vocal critics of the war in Iraq, says the Centre for Responsive Politics (CRP).
--http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41893

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Patrick Grimm):
The hour is
ever near and carries the portents of doom and the guaranteed end of
the United States as some of us once knew it.
The mortgage bubble has popped like a
piece of Bubble Yum in a valley girl’s mouth. Our numerous occupations
and invasions of other nations for Big Jewry has brought only carnage,
maiming and blood. It has shown us the decent hatred of all
non-American, non-Israeli life on the planet. Our currency is devalued
and worth pennies on the Federal Reserve note. Our manufacturing base
is rotted away like a termite (Jewish extremist) infested structure
once comely and aesthetically appealing to the eye. The New Testament
of the Bible could soon be outlawed as hate literature by Jewish
activists through their Fifth Columnist moles who have broken our
judicial system and shrunk its moral imperative to the size of a
matchbook that has “Noahide Laws” written on the back of it.
Christianity could soon be branded as a hate cult, though Judaism is
much closer to fitting that bawdy bill.
Yet apathy reigns. We ARE mostly preaching
to the choir, as my compatriot Curt Maynard wryly noted before taking a
deserved vacation from several years of shining a light on the whole
horrific reality of the Jewish empire, the terror state we have become
under Jewish drivers and financiers. Yet it is galling and
jaw-droppingly amazing that Americans grin and bear more abuses heaped
upon us like hot coals, scorching a circled letter U or a ‘K’ upon our
thin skin, the symbology signifying the price we pay for even our
supper or our sustenance as non-Jews, now even “eternal refuse” inside
our VERY OWN GATES, yet still having to justify ourselves. After all,
we must prove how loveable and non-threatening and harmless we have
become to those who wish for a world without us.

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Iran threatens to eliminate Israel if Israel attacks Iran...
By JPOST.COM STAFF
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1208246573612&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
Iran will destroy Israel if Israel attacks Teheran, Iranian Deputy Chief of Staff Mohammad Reza Ashtiani warned Tuesday in response to a threat issued last week by National Infrastructure Minister Binyamin Ben-Eliezer.
[Birdman comment: That's a good first step. The next step should be to say it will destroy Israel if Israel's MINDLESS ROBOT initiates an attack, namely, the US. That way, Israel will be forced to stop pushing for that attack and the world can go back to debating religion and pornography.]

Eighth quote of the day:
In the 1920s there were an estimated 100,000 to 200,000 cases of diphtheria per year in the United States, causing 13,000 to 15,000 deaths.[3] Children represented a large majority of these cases and fatalities. One of the most famous outbreaks of diphtheria was in Nome, Alaska; the trip made to get the antitoxin is now celebrated by the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race. --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphtheria

Ninth quote of the day:
The pathos in the last movement of Tchaikovsky's (c. 1840-1893) last symphony made people think that Tchaikovsky had a premonition of death. "A week after the premiere of his Sixth Symphony, Tchaikovsky was dead--6 November 1893. The cause of this indisposition and stomach ache was suspected to be his intentionally infecting himself with cholera by drinking contaminated water. The day before, while having lunch with Modest (his brother and biographer), he is said to have poured tap water from a pitcher into his glass and drunk a few swallows. Since the water was not boiled and cholera was once again rampaging St. Petersburg, such a connection was quite plausible ...."
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholera

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Thomas A):
Largest investor bailing out
> China moving to transfer US Dollar debt into Canadian and Euro
> currency. Story link at:
> http://www.naturalnews.com/023005.html

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks EH):
PARIS - Brigitte Bardot is back on trial in France, facing charges of
fanning discrimination and racial hatred against Muslims.
(http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/France-Brigitte-Bardot-Paris-court-hearing/photo//080416/481/56be99e60be94987bc337a0c1069de9a//s:/ap/20080417/a
p_on_re_eu/france_bardot;_ylt=AtYQ5JjXOW3XCIvmQJJja21bbBAF)
In a Paris court hearing Tuesday, prosecutors said they are seeking a
two-month suspended prison sentence and a $23,900 fine against the former screen
siren and animal rights campaigner.
Bardot, 73, was not present for the hearing. A verdict is expected June 3.
A leading French anti-racism group known as MRAP filed suit last year over a
letter that Bardot sent to then-Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, and which
was published in her foundation's quarterly journal.
In the letter to Sarkozy, now the president, Bardot accused France's Muslim
population of destroying France, and complained about the Muslim feast of Eid
al-Adha.
French anti-racism laws prevent inciting hatred and discrimination on racial
or religious or racial grounds. Bardot has been convicted four times for
inciting racial hatred.

Twelfth quote of the day (Thanks Henri and Governor):
'100% of what is collected is absorbed solely by interest on the Federal Debt ... all individual income tax revenues are gone before one nickel is spent on the services taxpayers expect from government.'
--Grace Commission report submitted to President Ronald Reagan - January 15, 1984

Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Ahmadinejad_casts_doubt_on_suspect__04162008.html
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Wednesday reaffirmed his doubts about the accepted version of the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, describing the strikes as a "suspect event".
"Four or five years ago a suspect event took place in New York," Ahmadinejad said in a speech to a public rally in the holy city of Qom broadcast live on state television.
"A building collapsed and they said that 3,000 people had been killed, whose names were never published."
"Under this pretext they (the United States) attacked Afghanistan and Iraq and since then a million people have been killed," he said.
This was the third time in just over a week that Ahmadinejad has publicly raised doubts about the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington carried out by Al-Qaeda militants which killed nearly 3,000 people.

Fourteenth quote of the day (Thanks Matt E):
> ....I would like to defend the Palindrome Professor [Revilo Oliver] a bit. Yes, he
>would have done well to dispense with the haughtiness and
>sarcasm........but remember his background. He wrote a fine piece on both
>the origins of Christianity and its inherent flaws. He made frequent
>attacks on Christian Zionist vermin, and that delighted me to no end.
>
> One particularly good political piece dealt with the desirability
>of limiting elections to freeholders. This was contemplated in the early
>days of the republic, and he discussed the story at some length.
>
> On the Strom site, you can find some interesting audio files. In
>one from 1963, he discussed overpopulation and its consequences. In
>another titled What Do We Owe Our Parasites?....... he really cut loose on
>some deserving parties.
>
> Remember, he was a social critic/gadfly type. He was not one of
>the leader/organizer men of his day. He was not a publisher. I would not
>quite call him an ideologue/philosopher type....those terms would better be
>applied to a Yockey or a Simpson.
>
> For all of his faults, Oliver had one great strength: He would not
>shy away from discussing unpleasant facts. Would that we had more like
>him.

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