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Moon's Day 2009-06-29:
Quote of the day (Thanks Nick M):
The Council on American-Islamic Relations intends to launch a nationwide campaign to distribute copies of the Islamic Quran to 100,000 local, state and national leaders, a campaign the organization's public relations department claims was inspired by President Obama's speech to Muslims earlier this month.
http://worldnetdaily.com, June 27,2009
Frigga's Day 2009-06-26:
Quote of the day (Thanks Nick M):
Do you know what happened 159 years ago this Fall... back in 1850?
California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, nothing has changed except the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.
Woden's Day 2009-06-24:
Quote of the day (Thanks Eileen):
[For your convenience] I have included a list below of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee. They are our focus for S. 604 Audit the Fed [Ron Paul's bill]. [If your Senator is on this committee, please voice your opinion to him on this matter.]
Christopher J. Dodd Chairman (D-CT)
Richard C. Shelby Ranking Member (R-AL)
Tim Johnson (D-SD)
Robert F. Bennett (R-UT)
Jack Reed (D-RI)
Jim Bunning (R-KY)
Charles E. Schumer (D-NY)
Mike Crapo (R-ID)
Evan Bayh (D-IN)
Mel Martinez (R-FL)
Robert Menendez (D-NJ)
Bob Corker (R-TN)
Daniel K. Akaka (D-HI)
Jim DeMint (R-SC)
Sherrod Brown (D-OH)
David Vitter (R-LA)
Jon Tester (D-MT)
Mike Johanns (R-NE)
Herb Kohl (D-WI)
Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX)
Mark Warner (D-VA)
Jeff Merkley (D-OR)
Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Second quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
Subject: more on demoralized White men.
Friends, this morning I went out to cut some firewood with truck and chain saw. I live in a rural area where it is relatively easy to pick up downed trees near the road.
As I arrived another guy shows up with intentions on the same tree. Being a sharing kind of guy, I suggest we split it. what the hey, I got plenty of firewood, (firewood-reflex : this is just kind of psychic knee-jerk left over from the days of relative poorness).
The guy is a near neighbor, 6'2" , long head, about 60, still blond hair, blue eyes, mesomorph. I ask him what his ancestry is. He says, "I'm Indian".
Now let that sink in for a couple moments and do not laugh (!). I ascertain that he is not the quickest of souls, but like most big white guys, good natured. We talk a bit about local stuff. I then point out that he is not an Indian but blue eyes and his head, and his body, and his hair color locate him in the far North of Europe, Scandinavian, or Dutch, or English, or North German. He then states that, "well, his grandfather was one quarter Indian, something like that."
We cut some firewood amicably enough, no need to fear a white guy with a chain saw. Talk a bit more. I give him both barrels: I tell him he is demoralized, that his colored "friends" is just so much bull shit, that Whites are buckling under the propaganda of the jews and the liberals, the whole 9 yards,,,,. He sorta looks at me blankly, who the hell is this lunatic? ,,,
So a pure racial type Nordic looks in the mirror and sees an Indian. Blue eyes, tall, blond, mesomorph...Indian. I told him he was getting had by the mexis, blacks, etc. etc. He replied:
"Nobody pushes me around". Right.we parted amicably and I invited him to drop by. smiles all 'round. joe
Moon's Day 2009-06-22:
Quote of the day:
That is the problem with governments these days. They want to do things all the time; they are always very busy thinking of what things they can do next. That is not what people want. People want to be left alone to look after [their own lives].
The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency (a novel), Alexander McCall Smith, pp 20-21
Woden's Day 2009-06-17:
Joke(?) of the Day:
A modern-day ballad I sing now to you
Of tragedy, comedy -- ESP too!
A court's the location, and tennis the game -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
Two pretty young matrons were waiting their turn
To "play at" at game where they had much to learn.
Ahead of them, waiting, were two bachelors -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
The bachelors, seeing a court open up,
Quite gallantly offered, "Let's all double up!"
The matrons consented, though one had her qualms -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
Before the game started, the one confessed doubt:
"I don't want to do this - can't we just back out?"
The other one, laughing, said, "It'll be fine!"
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
The minute the matrons paired up with the swains
For a set of "mixed doubles" - no trendier game! -
The swain opposite "Doubtful" said, "Oh, by the way ..."
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
"I'd just like to know", he said as he turned
To start the first serve of this game of "Got Burned".
"Do you and your hub play with her and hers?..."
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
The answer was "No" ... the game had to start ...
And e'er it was over they'd each lost their heart.
The score was ... Love, Love. And a corner'd been turned -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
In a couple of weeks we were playing again,
Two swains and two matrons, but already by then,
It was clear to all four that two hearts were aflame -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
The third game was different:
A unattached beauty was sent by the friend (me) to fulfill her duty.
But it was too late - tho they dated in time -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
A straight line from A to Z you can fill in -
What happened exactly is not in our ken -
Did he say he was sterile? Did she fall for that line?
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
"Discussions" with hub - you know the result:
"It's me or the baby - I'll not raise an insult!"
'Twas the baby that suffered, tho not in its prime -
(And don't let it happen to you!)
*********
It's twenty years later. I'm searching the net
To see if my friend will confide in me yet.
We're older - no wiser - but past menopause!
Just don't let it happen to you!
Don't let it happen to you!
Please ... don't let it happen to you!
*********
Frigga's Day 2009-06-12:
Joke of the Day (Thanks DRat):
Business is Business ...
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
Frigga's Day 2009-06-05:
Quote of the day:
Police in Connecticut say thieves broke into a warehouse of Montano Cigarettes, Candy & Tobacco Inc., and stole some 15,000 cartons of cigarettes, worth about $1 million. The burglars disabled lighting and security systems and then used a ladder to scale a concrete wall and enter through a roof hatch. Surveillance cameras were able to catch only some of the action. Business owner Gary Montano says he thought his warehouse was "a complete fortress, impregnable." St Pete Times, of recent date.
Second quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
Interesting trend noted in several couples who grew up in the 70's and (no doubt) watched a lot of TV (in case that might have some relevance here) : have you noticed how many of these people abhor knickknacks of any kind, memorabilia, etc, preferring to keep a "clean slate" as far as decor is concerned, and also react with puzzlement to displays of grief, hastening to propose "substitutes" for the loved one, as if a clone (or as close to one as possible) of the loved one would be a perfectly good substitute?
Moon's Day 2009-06-01:
Quote of the day (Thanks Jeff Frazee, of Young Americans for Liberty):
In January, I set an ambitious goal of forming over 100 Young Americans for Liberty chapters by the end of the school semester. Today, I’m happy to report we have far surpassed our goal.
142 YAL chapters are currently active or forming on high school and college campuses across the country!
I’ve been waiting until the end of the semester to give you the good news, and I am overjoyed to share it with you. It was only 6 months ago Congressman Ron Paul publically endorsed Young Americans for Liberty as the youth movement to carry his torch.
Now look at us!
Each Young Americans for Liberty chapter has their own story. Some chapters are a small group of dedicated friends, and others contain an army of active members.
For example, one of YAL’s strongest groups, our Wake Forest University chapter, hosted Congressman Paul on campus and attracted an audience of 1,300!
1,300 people came out to see a Texas congressman on a North Carolina campus with a student body of only 4,400 undergrads.
Can you believe that?!
Beyond the countless stories of overwhelming campus support for our principles, many of our chapters are also making a huge impact in reforming oppressive school policy.
Consider the YAL chapter at Warsaw Community High School . . .
On the day of Obama’s inauguration, they took part in YAL’s “Real Change Requires R3volution” event, protesting the road to serfdom upon which Barack Obama is intent upon taking America.
These young liberty activists dared to hand out pocket constitutions and flyers on their campus explaining the dangers of Obama’s socialist policies.
Once the administration found out about their activities, they pulled the students out of class and confiscated their materials.
Fortunately, the students made a strong case for freedom to their school board, and the school has now changed their policies to allow for greater free speech on campus.
Thanks to your support, high school students are standing up for -- and winning back -- their 1st Amendment rights! ...
Please do your part to keep us growing and making a difference. A $250, $100, or $50 donation will go a long way towards the education and training of our young people.
Second quote of the day (Thanks Nick M):
In view of the draconian and tyrannical manner in which the British government usually reacts to any threat to their policy of enforced diversity and multiculturalism whether the people want it or not, the U.K. will probably institute some kind of Soviet-style internal passport system and begin using armed force to compel Whites to remain in their increasingly dangerous and squalid nieghborhoods, surrounded by violent blacks and Asians. You also have to bear in mind that the U.K. is not like the U.S.A.; we still have pretty much infinite wide open spaces over here, and the wealthy liberals and retiring Baby Boomers can always create more gated communities, Boomertowns, and "latte towns" to which they can flee for safety and material luxury, and a discreetly all-White (or at least safely predominantly White) environment with a strong police force that, although low profile, tolerates no nigger nonsense. Chapel Hill, North Carolina and Napa, California and the Florida "Redneck Riviera" around Panama Beach for retirees spring to mind. Britain is a tiny little island, and they don't have that luxury; they just keep trying to jam more and more sardines into the tin, mostly brown and rotten ones, and eventually the tin is going to crack and its smelly contents will be pulverized under the pressure.
Christian Monitor, 3/10/2009
Third quote ot the day (from St Pete Times, 5/30/09, p 9A)(article on N. Korea by Stefan Jaeger, a reporter for Austria's Kleine Zeitung currently on fellowship with the St. Pete Times):
I could see a reality the North Koreans pretended doesn' t exist -- that many people wouldn't have jobs if the government didn't force them to practice for parades months in the future, that people are so poor they cut branches from trees around the city just for firewood. If they [won't] acknowledge what [is] right next to them, it [is] easy to ignore the world outside.
Fourth quote of the day - Thanks Nick M
Posted: May 28, 2009
11:50 pm Eastern
By Chelsea Schilling
© 2009 WorldNetDaily
A California school district has approved a mandatory homosexual curriculum for children as young as 5 -- and parents will not be allowed to remove their children from the lessons.
The mandatory program, officially titled "LGBT Lesson #9," was approved May 26 by the Alameda County Board of Education by a vote of 3-2. Students from kindergarten through fifth grade will learn about "tolerance" for the homosexual lifestyle beginning next year.
The curriculum is in addition to the school's current anti-bullying program and is estimated to cost $8,000 for curriculum and training.
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