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Frigga's Day 2008-05-09:
Joke of the day (Thanks
Donaldo):
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventists: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: If You Want Shit To Happen, Then Let's Smoke
Some.
Catholoism (alt): What Is That Shit Happening In My Bottom,
Father?
Rastafarianism: If You Want Shit To Happen, Then Let's Smoke
Some.
Greenism: This Shit Has Already Happened, So Recycle!
Right Wingism: If This Shit Happens Again, You Get Your Face
Rubbed In It.
Kid Liberationism: Shit Happens In Your Pants.
Black Muslimism: What's happenin', You Ugly Piece O' Black Shit?
Optimisn: If Shit Is Happening, It Is Either Not Shit Or Not
Happening.
Pessimism: Nothing But Shit Is Happening.
Atheism: Because So Much Shit Is Happening, God Isn't.
Quote of the day
(Thanks Robert E):
May 7, 2008 13:03 | Updated May 7, 2008 13:13
'Iran's Jews won't mark Yom Ha'atzmaut'
By JPOST.COM STAFF
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1209627032934&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull<http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1209627032934&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull>
The Iranian Jewish community will not mark Israel's 60th
Independence Day, incoming Iranian Jewish parliamentarian Siamak
Morsadegh said Wednesday.
Iranian Jews in Teheran.
Speaking to Reuters, Morsadegh said this was in protest of
Israel's responsibility for the "murder of totally innocent
Palestinian civilians."
"We are in complete disagreement with Israel's
conduct," he said. "We are Iranians. We have no
relations with Israel."
The Iranian Jewish leader told Reuters that Israel's policies
toward Palestinians, particularly Gazans, demonstrated
"anti-human behaviour ... they kill innocent people."
Morsadegh went on to claim that Jews in Iran enjoyed freedom of
religion and other rights. "There are no specific problems
for Jews in this country," he said.
Second quote of the
day (Thanks Donaldo):
Judges in the Texas snatching case and in other cases referred to
children being kept away from TV as one of the motives for taking
child into state care. --Israel Shamir
Third quote of the
day (Thanks Henri):
BBC has had some interesting footage from Burma / Myanmar
regarding this cyclone. They are now saying the death toll will
easily top 50,000 and there are about 400,000 missing, millions
displaced.
Is it not amazing that Decider Bush could not get off his lazy
ass for the Hurricane Katrina victims but can go half way around
the world to Wag the Dumb Dog?
Fourth quote of the
day (Thanks Wolf):
[Wolf comments: ATTENTION everyone! This info came from
a person that has always been reliable and I would trust them
with my life! Please heed!! Keep this to yourself and give only
to the ones you trust! Sanitize this e-mail before forwarding!!]
Army Gearing up for SOMETHING?
This afternoon, I received a call from my niece in Texas. Her
husband is in the service. They live near the base in an area
where many other families in the service live. Yesterday, she
received a visit from some kind of army personnel, as well as
many of her girlfriends who also have husbands serving. From what
I understand, this is what took place. She was given several
locations as well as dates and times to show up for
"commodities", as well as a location on base they were
required to show up today. She said the area on base they were
told to go to, she was familiar with, only this time, there were
large tents set up, one of which they were told to go to. She
told me her fears were she would be told her husband was going to
be sent overseas, however this wasn't the case. She said they
were told that they would be taken care of, and to begin to stock
up on non perishables. They were given a voucher for what she
stated were "large sacks" of beans, rice and other
"non perishables". Also informed that generators would
be provided. Times and dates to pick up these commodities. They
were also handed out some kind of contract that the
"spouses" of personal were required to sign. It stated
they were not at liberty to share this information with
civilians. Her and several others when asking about what is going
on, they were told the Army takes care of their own. This took
place in Texas. Anyone with any info please post...
Fifth quote of the
day (Thanks EH):
(https://www.grasstopsusa.com/energyproductionact2.html)
Dear LaVina:
We're not just trying to get your attention! Make no mistake...
the price
you pay for gasoline at the pump may soon rise to over $4.00 a
gallon!
In fact, prices are already ABOVE $4.00 a gallon in some areas of
the country!
Did you know that gasoline costs 45 cents a gallon in Saudi
Arabia, 35
cents in Iran, and less than a quarter in Venezuela?
Question: Why does gasoline cost so little in these third-world
countries
and so much in the United States of America?
Answer: Because Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Venezuela harvest enough
oil to take
care of their own people, and WE DON'T!
Can we do something about it?
YOU BET! In fact, President Bush called for opening the Arctic
National
Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to oil exploration.
Geologists tell us that ANWR sits on top of enough oil to give us
the
energy-independence we once enjoyed... Independence we frittered
away through years
of cowardly kowtowing to Greenies and Liberals.
Conservative estimates by the U.S. Geological Survey confirm that
ANWR would
produce at least 10.4 billion barrels of new oil!
So what does that figure mean to us ordinary folks who drive
cars?
It means we'd have...
Enough oil to replace 30 years of imports from Saudi Arabia and
58 years of
Iraqi oil!
Enough oil to run the District of Columbia, our nations
Capital, for 1,704
years!
Enough oil to run 29 U.S. states for more than a century!
Enough oil to cut a major chunk out of the $150 BILLION the
United States
spends every year, buying oil from our enemies, who -- out of
envy and hatred
-- hold us hostage and gouge us.
And here's the kicker: Some experts predict the ANWR yield could
run as
high as 27 BILLION BARRELS!
Sixth quote of the
day (Thanks Governor):
Associated Press
Mon May 5, 4:22 PM ET
An Iranian envoy said Monday his government will not submit
to extensive nuclear inspections while Israel stays outside
the global treaty to curb the spread of atomic weapons.
'The existing double standard shall not be tolerated anymore
by non-nuclear-weapon states,' Ambassador Ali Asghar Soltanieh
told a meeting of the 190 countries that have signed the
Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty.
Seventh quote of
the day (Thanks Henri):
Headline: TIME FOR ERSATZ ISRAEL TO BE TRULY INDEPENDENT OR ELSE
TAKE ANOTHER EXODUS! --Unsourced
Eighth quote of the
day (Thanks Brett):
www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1209626999989&pagename=JPost%2FJPArt
icle%2FPrinter
Hilary Leila Krieger, Jerusalem post correspondent , THE
JERUSALEM
POST May. 3, 2008
US President George W. Bush is expected to soon sign into law
legislation
prohibiting health insurance companies from penalizing
individuals based on
genetic testing, a particular concern to Ashkenazi Jews, who
sometimes carry
certain deleterious DNA mutations.
After 13 years of effort, Congress this week sent the White House
legislation forbidding insurers from using genetic information to
set
premiums or enrollment eligibility and employers from using
genetic
information in hiring, firing or promotion decisions.
The US House of Representatives voted 414-1 for the legislation
on Thursday,
with libertarian presidential candidate Ron Paul (R-Texas) the
sole voice of
opposition. Last week, it passed the Senate 95-0.
Woden's Day 2008-05-07:
Joke of the day (Thanks EH):
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed nicely
made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope
propped up
prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he
opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I
knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but
it's not only the
passion, Dad - she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer
in the
woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter.
We share a dream
of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people
in the commune
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
cancer so Joan
can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 13 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your
grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card
that's in my desk drawer."
Second joke of the
day (Thanks EH):
>A woman takes a lover home during the day while
>
>her husband is at work.
>
>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he
>
>sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
>The woman's husband also comes home.
>
>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
>
>that the little boy is in there already.
>
>The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>
>The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
>
>Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
>
>Man: 'That's nice'
>
>Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
>
>Man: 'No, thanks.'
>
>Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
>
>Man: 'OK, how much?'
>
>Boy: '$250'
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
>
>boy and the lover are in the closet together.
>
>Boy: 'Dark in here.'
>
>Man: 'Yes, it is.'
>
>Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
>
>The lover, remembering the last time,
>
>asks the boy, How much?'
>
>Boy: '$750'
>
>Man: 'Sold.'
>
>A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab
>
>your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
>
>The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
>
>The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
>
>Boy: '$1,000'
>
>The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your
>
>friends like that...that is way more than those two
>
>things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
>
>They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
>
>boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
>
>The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>
>The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again;
>
>you're in my closet now.'
Third joke of the
day (Thanks Rat):
>A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the
>stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go
>quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'
>
>The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said
>to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
>
>'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
power?' and he
>smiles.
>
>'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you
>a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff
>- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a
>flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do you
>suppose that is?'
>
>The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence,
>thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
>
>To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to
>discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
Fourth joke of the
day (Thanks EH):
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people
from Detroit showed up.
Never having seen anyone from the city of Detroit at
heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check
with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the
ten most virtuous people from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless
and said, "They're gone!"
"What? All of the Detroiters are gone?" asked God.
"No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly
Gates."
Fifth joke of the
day (Thanks redfox):
>Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over
any of the
>choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008
election year.
>
>Medical Alert
>
>The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a
medical alert
>about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus, which
is
>transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
>
>This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK). If you
>receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or
anyone else via
>any means whatsoever, do not touch it. This virus will wipe
out your
>private life completely.
>
>If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the
>premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store
and purchase
>one or both of the antidotes — Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
>and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take
the antidote
>repeatedly until WORK has been eliminated from your system.
>
>You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you
>do not have five friends, you have already been infected and
WORK is
>controlling your life.
Sixth joke of the day (Thanks
redfox):
>
>Oops
>
>An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The
friendly usher
>greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of
steps.
>
>"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
>
>"The front row please," she answered.
>
>"You really don't want to do that," the usher said.
"The pastor is really
>boring."
>
>"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman
inquired.
>
>"No," he said.
>
>"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
>
>"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
>
>"No," she answered.
>
>"Good," he said.
Quote of the day
(Thanks Curt Maynard):
Schwarzenegger to authorize release of 30 Israeli prisoners
YNETNewsMay 3, 2008 Itamar Eichner
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...538953,00.htmlAttorney
says leaders of California's Jewish community behind governor's
decision to allow prisoners to serve remainder of their sentences
in Israel. Ahead of Israel's 60th Anniversary celebrations,
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is expected to
authorize the release of some 30 Israelis from the state's
prisons, thus allowing them to serve the remainder of their
sentences in Israel, Yedioth Ahronoth reported Friday.
California's overcrowded prison system was cited as the official
reason for the release of the prisoners. The state's prisons
currently house 170,000 inmates, about 77,000 more than they can
actually hold. The gesture marks a shift in the policy of the
state's parole board, which has rejected numerous pleas by
Israeli prisoners for an early release. Mordehai Tzivlin, a
defense attorney for the Israeli prisoners abroad and their
families, said leaders of California's Jewish community were
behind Schwarzenegger's
decision................http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...538953,00.html
Second quote of the
day (Thanks Tony):
Churchill gleefully waged total war on German civilians as well
as its military. When asked why he was not bombing more German
cities populated mostly by civilians, he said "My motto is
business before pleasure." --Nicholson Baker
Third quote of the
day (Thanks Henri):
http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/1209717214150610.xml&coll=2
County prepares to sue Diebold
Lab hired to check voting system
Friday, May 02, 2008
Joe Guillen
Plain Dealer Reporter
Cuyahoga County hired a nationally-renowned lab on Thursday to
prepare for a possible lawsuit against the maker of the $21
million touch-screen voting system scrapped in December.
The county - currently shopping for voting equipment for the
November presidential election - wants to recoup its $7 million
investment in the old system, which is only two years old. The
rest of the purchase price was supplied by the federal
government.
Comment: I bet your first reaction to this article
is... "At last! They are doing something about the voting
machine problem!" Yeah...Well...But what are they doing? Are
they getting rid of electronic voting machines? Nope. They just
want different voting machines.
This is unacceptable. We can't trust any machine that can be
programmed to change the vote count. And all of them can be.
We must get rid of ALL electronic voting machines. Only
hand-counted paper ballots can be trusted.
Fourth quote of the
day:
As you may recall, Abraham Lincoln spent much of the summer and
fall of 1855 preparing to participate in the patent infringement
suit that Cyrus McCormick, the inventor of the reaper, brought
against John H. Manny, who was building closely similar machines.
Manny's defense was headed by a team of leading patent lawyers in
the U.S., headed by George Harding of Philadelphia, who
considered adding a local Illinois attorney--Lincoln. Joining the
defense team was brilliant Pittsburgh lawyer Edwin McMasters
Stanton, who snubbed Lincoln by remarking, "Why did you
bring that d--d long-armed ape here?" (Long, fascinating
story, see David Herbert Donald's biography, "Lincoln,"
pp. 185-187.)
--http://blog.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/2008/01/sledgehammering_the_planet.html
Fifth quote of the
day (Thanks Curt Maynard):
For school officials in Haverford Township, the challenge was
daunting: What do you do when a 9-year-old student, with the full
support of his parents, decides that he is no longer a boy and
instead is a girl?”So what do you think “school
officials” did? According to Farrell and Sullivan, “The
Haverford School District consulted “experts” on
transgender children, then sent letters to parents advising them
that the guidance counselor would meet with the school's 100
third-grade students to explain why their classmate would now
wear girls' clothes and be called by a girl's name.”Parents
were outraged, and wanted to know why the school sought to expose
8 and 9 year-olds to such deviant behavior... --Phila Inquirer
Sixth quote of the
day:
Life is a collection of probabilities. Frequently probability
tests produce a
more certain result than so called exact methods because the
latter are more
prone to error.
Take for example the Fermat Primes. Before the advent of
calculating machines
he conjectured that all numbers of the form 2^(2*n)+1 are prime.
This is so
for n=1 thru 4. (3,17,257,65537) For n=5 the result is
4,294,967,297 which
was thought to be prime for a hundred years or so. Euler found
that the
factors were 641 and 6,700,417. All larger results are thought to
be
composite but no one has been able to prove it. Thousands of
examples exist
but this does not prove the result. My money says that there are
no more
primes in the sequence.
Another example is the Goldbach conjecture. It is that all even
numbers
greater than two are the sum of two primes. No one has been able
to prove
this in hundreds of years, although millions of even numbers have
been tested.
Suppose you pull a shekel out of your pocket with heads up. Never
look at the
other side and flip it ten times. If it comes up heads every
time, you may
properly conclude with 99.9% certainty that it is a two headed
coin. ([1-
(1/1024]=.99902) Turning it over will settle the issue with near
100%
certainty. Only a visual hallucination or turning it over twice
by accident
will negate the result.
I will argue that the Pythagorean Theorum is not certain,
although it is
nearly so. As you correctly observe, brilliant minds have missed
the same
mistake in proofs many times.
The most certain proposition in life is that Zionism is the Final
Solution to
the Jewish Question. Six million different and elegant proofs
have been
found. Not a single error has been found in any of them.
--Donald E. Pauly
Zionist Rastafarian.
Seventh quote of
the day (Thanks Hengist73):
Yet another onetime birdman supporter gets all girly and throws a
hissy fit over a mere difference of OPINION. Unable as usual, to
see the wood for the trees.
I am a hard core National Socialist, but it matters NOTHING to me
whether or not AH had any jewish ancestry, for I judge him by his
words and ACTIONS, alone.
Apollonian and his ilk, though, have a feminine attachment to
their ideals, which evokes a wholesale and?irrational response to
anything remotely critical of them.
Eighth quote of the
day (Thanks Dale W):
The first clue to an entrenched white male bastion seeking a
black male occupant in the oval office (having placed only five
blacks in the U.S. Senate in the last two centuries) appeared in
February on a chart at the Center for Responsive Politics
website. It was a list of the 20 top contributors to the Barack
Obama campaign, and it looked like one of those comprehension
tests where you match up things that go together and eliminate
those that don’t. Of the 20 top contributors, I eliminated
six that didn’t compute. I was now looking at a sight only
slightly less frightening to democracy than a Diebold voting
machine. It was a Wall Street cartel of financial firms, their
registered lobbyists, and go-to law firms that have a death grip
on our federal government.
Why is the “yes, we can” candidate in bed with this
cartel? How can “we”, the people, make change if
Obama’s money backers block our ability to be heard?
Seven of the Obama campaign’s top 14 donors consisted of
officers and employees of the same Wall Street firms charged time
and again with looting the public and newly implicated in
originating and/or bundling fraudulently made mortgages. These
latest frauds have left thousands of children in some of our
largest minority communities coming home from school to see
eviction notices and foreclosure signs nailed to their front
doors. Those scars will last a
lifetime.--http://www.counterpunch.com/martens05052008.html
Moon's Day 2008-05-05:
Quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a
well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting, ' Holy shit... What a Ride!! ' '
Second quote of the
day (Thanks Carl):
Convicted "DC Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey, age 52 has
been discovered
dead in a shed beside the trailer in which her mother resides in
Tarpon
Springs, Florida.
The cause of death has yet to be announced, but authorities are
claiming
suicide notes were found and there is no evidence of foul play.
Palfrey had threatened that if her case was pursued, she would
reveal
the names of high profile political and government clients who
used her
services. Unless Palfrey had left behind such information with
her
attorney, the identities of those high profile clients have very
conveniently died with her.
Palfrey's specialty was providing Sado-Masochistic male clients
with
ladies of similar tastes. Her defense was that there was no money
exchanged for sexual acts, therefore no crime of prostitution
occurred
unless engaged in without her knowledge. The jury didn't buy it,
and
Palfrey could have been sentenced to a lengthy prison term.
[Birdman comment: Carl apparently means that only
beatings, and not sex, were engaged in. So if this case is a
precedent, a father can get convicted for beating his brat if he
happens to get a hard-on while doing it. (Like Mae West said,
"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to
see me?") But then fathers can already be jailed for
spanking, so, what, me worry?]
Third quote of the
day (Thanks Fredrick):
Headline: The Perils of Gold Mining: 'A Wedding Ring Produces 20
Tons of Waste'
--http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,542561,00.html
[Birdman comment: Factoring in the 50 percent divorce
rate, some would say it produces a lot more waste than that.]
Fourth quote of the
day ("):
Headline: Grisly Crime: German Crematorium Employees Stole Gold
Fillings from
the Dead
--http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,516274,00.html
[Birdman comment: Now since exactly when has recycling
become a crime?]
Fifth quote of the
day (Thanks Brett):
>Toyota and Ford
>
>
>A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford)
decided to
>have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced
long and
>hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
>
>On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
>
>The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to
investigate
>the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up
of
>senior management was formed to investigate and recommend
>appropriate action.
>
>Their conclusion was the Japanese had eight people rowing and
one person
>steering, while the American team had eight people steering
and one
>person rowing.
>
>Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management
hired a
>consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for
a second
>opinion.
>
>They advised, of course, that too many people were steering
the boat,
>while not enough people were rowing.
>
>Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to
prevent
>another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management
structure
>was totally reorganized to four steering supervisors, three
area
>steering superintendents, and one assistant superintendent
steering
>manager.
>
>They also implemented a new performance system that would
give the one
>person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It
was called
>the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings,
dinners, and
>free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new
paddles,
>canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for
practices and bonuses.
>
>The next year the Japanese won by two miles.
>
>Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for
poor
>performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the
paddles, and
>canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money
saved was
>distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next
year's
>racing team was out-sourced to India
>
>Sadly,
>
> The End.
>
> Here's something else to think about:
>
>
> Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its
factories out of
> the US , claiming they can't make money paying American
wages.
>
> TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a
dozen
> plants inside the US.
>
>
>
> The last quarter's results:
>
> TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9
billion in
> losses.
>
> Ford folks are still scratching their heads.
>
> IF THIS WEREN'T TRUE, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY.
Sixth quote of the
day ("):
Praying Passenger is Removed From Plane at New York Airport
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351638,00.html
NEW YORK — A passenger who left his seat to pray in the back
of a plane
before it took off, ignoring flight attendants' orders to return,
was
removed by an airport security guard, a witness and the airline
said.
The Orthodox Jewish man, who wore a full beard, a black hat and a
long black
coat, stood near the lavatories and began saying his prayers
while the
United Airlines jet was being boarded at John F. Kennedy
International
Airport on Wednesday night, fellow passenger Ori Brafman said.
When flight attendants urged the man, who was carrying a
religious book, to
take his seat, he ignored them, Brafman said. Two friends, who
were seated,
tried to tell the attendants that the man couldn't stop until his
prayers
were over in about 2 minutes, he said.
"He doesn't respond to them, but his friends explain that
once you start
praying you can't stop," said Brafman, who was seated three
rows away.
When the man finally stopped praying, he explained that he
couldn't
interrupt his religious ritual and wasn't trying to be rude. But
the
attendants summoned a guard to remove him, said Brafman, a writer
who had
been visiting New York to talk to publishers.
The plane, Flight 9 to San Francisco, took off without the man.
It landed at
its destination as scheduled, Brafman said by telephone from his
home there.
Robin Urbanski, a spokeswoman for United Airlines, a subsidiary
of UAL Corp.
with headquarters in Chicago, confirmed the man was taken off the
plane and
put on another flight Thursday morning.
Seventh quote of
the day (Thanks Mike E):
http://inverted-world.com/index.php/articles/articles/humility_and_the_west/
Why Western Civilization Rose
QUOTE
One of the great weaknesses in the work of race realist writers
has been their failure to explain Western uniqueness. Why is it
that whites and whites alone invented science, capitalism,
democracy, and the idea of human rights?........ however, race
realists have little to say about the enormous cultural
differences between whites and Asians, whose average IQ scores
are approximately the same.
The differences between Western and Chinese culture are too
profound and persistent to be explained by historical accidents.
Rather, there is plainly a difference in nature between the two
peoples. I would like to suggest that the West's unique
characteristics are, in part at least, due to the white race's
capacity for humility. By humility I do not mean self-abasement,
false modesty, or lack of self-respect. I simply mean the
awareness of one's own fallibility and the ability to recognize
when one is wrong............
UNQUOTE
Eighth quote of the
day (Thanks hoaxbuster):
Nazi Germany deserves credit for that great technological
miracle: the liquid-fuelled rocket engine. Robert J. Goddard, and
perhaps some others, had been futzing around for more than a
decade in the US without even one successful liquid-fuelled
flight. In other words, Nazi Germany did it and no one else was
even close. After the war, the Naval Research Labs got themselves
the contract to develop and build the Vanguard rocket to put the
first satellite around the earth in 1957. The result was a
catastrophe. Until then, the Werner von Braun team in Huntsville,
Alabama had been largely ignored, and deliberately so, except by
the US Army which had let them develop the Redstone rocket. That
rocket , put America into orbit.after the Soviet Sputnik. The
later Saturn rocket (the largest rocket ever built) put more than
a dozen vehicles into orbit and some onto the moon without even
one failure. That technological miracle was largely the work of
Nazi engineers like von Braun and Arthur Rudolf, both of whome
were party members. Rudolf, the chief engineer for the Saturn
rocket, was later deprived of his US citizenship by the Jews. Von
Braun had died of cancer, otherwise he would have been expelled
by the Jews as well.
Such ingratitude is only explained by the Jewish domination of
the US. Such Jewish domination is growing steadily worse and will
probably only end when the Jews have achieved utter catastrophe
for this country. Even 9/11 taught America nothing--far worse is
inevitable and necessary.
--Friedrich Paul Berg, "Learn everything at
www.nazigassings.com"
Ninth quote of the
day (Thanks Donaldo):
"On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes to be Irish, but
on Martin Luther
King’s Day no one wants to be Black."-unknown
Tenth quote of the
day (Thanks Nick M):
Good news from Britain
Not only does the BNP now hold 100 council seats (up from 84) but
has also gained a place on the Greater London Assembly. And
better news even the treacherous Red Ken has been kicked out as
Mayor of London.
Eleventh quote of
the day (Thanks Henri):
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=63208
© 2008 WorldNetDaily
Protester with frying pan
Rioting lesbians have stormed a speech by "Born Gay
Hoax" author Ryan Sorba on the campus of Smith College in
Massachusetts, shutting down his address, according to two major
pro-family organizations, Americans for Truth and Mass
Resistance.
"Beware lesbians with frying pans (if you care about free
speech)," AFT said in their announcement. "Lesbian
activists at Smith College just couldn't stand by and let a young
critic explain his views about the supposed innateness of
homosexuality - so they stormed Ryan Sorba's speech on the 'Born
Gay Hoax' and forced him to end it prematurely."
Twelfth quote of
the day (Thanks Nick M):
> Congress is moving quickly to pass a $1.2 trillion Global
> Warming Tax that is based on unfounded science and could
> cripple our economy. A vote is expected before summer.
>
> I just signed a petition and am asking you to join me.
> Please go here:
>
> http://www.grassfire.org/106/petition.asp?PID=16334332&NID=1
Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks Governor):
U.S. GOVERNMENT, TALMUD MOCK NEW TESTAMENT
By Rev. Ted Pike
The
U.S. State Dept.'s Office of Global Anti-Semitism now says
the New Testament is a book of conspiracy theory! Yes, our
government now
rules that the Biblical record that Jews had Christ crucified is
not only
anti-Semitic; it's conspiracy junk. This step toward
criminalization of
Christian beliefs directly threatens believers. It is also an act
of blatant
hypocrisy: While the New Testament is derided as "hate
speech," not a word
is said about the seething hatred contained in Judaism's most
sacred book,
the Talmud.
The
State Department reports, "The tactics of many anti-Semitic
groups include the propagation of conspiracy theories.
"Traditional
conspiracy theories" include the belief
"that the Jews are responsible
for the death of Christ." For tens of millions, the
New Testament is
anything but conspiracy theory! It¹s the written Word of God.
--Ted Pike
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