Problems With Electric Cars

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An electric car left all day in the direct sunlight exploded in the owners face when the batteries boiled. An electric car left all day in the direct sunlight gassed the driver to death when the batteries boiled. An electric car left all day in the direct sunlight never ran again. An electric car left all day in the direct sunlight on a mountaintop never needed recharging again, I swear.

A driver was electrocuted plugging-in an electric car to recharge during a rainstorm. A driver was electrocuted plugging-in an electric car to recharge on a clear dry day. A driver was electrocuted just by touching an electric car plugged-in for recharging. A driver was electrocuted by touching two plugging-in electric cars at once. Everybody in an electric car was electrocuted when the drive pulled away without unplugging the charger cord.

An electric car was rear-ended by a garbage truck and the passengers were dissolved by batter acid. An electric car opponent later claimed that in a similar crash passengers in a gasoline-powered car might have badly burned to death but would have survived.

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