Do You Believe in Chemtrails?
(Maybe not then, but what about now, Boy?)

And check out the poem at the end.

Thanks Thomas A

The Grouse By the Side of the Road

(With apologies to Sam Walter Foss)

Let us live in our house by the side of the road
Where the airplanes go by overhead --
The planes that are dumping their classified load
And are leaving us sick in our bed.
Let us live in our house and be bothered no more
By the toxins the Dad Gummit's spewing;
Towelheads? Who cares? But making us sore
May prove the Dad Gummit's undoing.

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