The Real Thing about Coke

Thanks Tony

 

Subject: water or coke?


>
> >Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 13:31:53 -0000
> >
> >
> >COKE
> > 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons
of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
> >
> > 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in
> >two days.
> >
> > 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and
> >let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in
> >Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
> >
> > 4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
> >rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
> >
> > 5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
> >
> > 6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
> >rusted bolt for several minutes.
> >
> > 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
> >wrap the ham in aluminium foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is
> >finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke
for a sumptuous brown gravy.
> >
> > 8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of
> >greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola
will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
> >windshield.
> >
> > FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
> > 1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It
> >will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium
> >from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in
> >osteoporosis.
> >
> > 2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must
> >use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive
materials.
> >
> > 3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of
> >their trucks for about 20 years!
> >
> >Now the question is, would YOU like a glass of water or coke?
> >
>
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