The Organic Rabbi Creates Israel's Bowel Movement

Ingrid's Z-Gram


Date: Friday, June 29, 2001 12:49 PM

Copyright (c) 2001 - Ingrid A. Rimland

ZGram - Where Truth is Destiny

June 29, 2001

Good Morning from the Zundelsite:

Of course in these politically correct times one hesitates to hint that certain behavioral traits might be genetic, but here is of one piece of the puzzle bringing us nearer to a mystery that has plagued the gentile world for some time - the odd, persistent preoccupation with bodily functions that certain members of the non-gentile world will manifest in polite company.

What do I mean? A compulsive preoccupation with what their bowels do, especially at the exit. Freud even made a career out of it. As Lethbridge Watchers and other good folks know, there are political statements even in mooning.

Now finally we get an inkling why this is so important to our enemies, along with the Sabbath ban on nose-picking. I have an article right at my fingertips from which I will quote you some snippets:

(Source:, June 28, 2001)

RABBI OVADIA YOSEF INTERPRETS BOWEL MOVEMENTS AS MESSIANIC SIGN by James Conant Lynchburg Times Chronicler reporter Thursday, June 28, 2001


"One day after publicly announcing a messianic dream, Shas spiritual leader Rabbi Ovadia Yosef has sent additional messianic shockwaves through the ultra-Orthodox community in Israel and the United States...The Shas spiritual leader claims he can now forecast the arrival of the Messiah according to the frequency and veracity of his bowel movements."


"The Rabbi told personal confidants of his latest mystical experience. Yosef later confirmed rumors of this latest interpretation on Shas radio. 'Solid stools indicated the strength of Ariel Sharon's policies, but lately, the stools have had a softer text, indicating Sharon's weakness and the possible arrival of the Messiah in this time of crisis,' Rabbi Ovadia Yosef told his listeners. "


Thought for the Day:

"The more destruction there is everywhere, the more it shows the activity of town authorities."

(Nikolai Gogol)



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