Computer Proverbs

Home is where you hang your @
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click

You can't teach an old mouse new clicks

Great groups from little icons grow

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone

C:\ is the root of all directories

Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice

Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish

The modem is the message

Too many clicks spoil the browse

The geek shall inherit the earth

There's no place like 

Don't byte off more than you can view

Fax is stranger than fiction

What boots up must come down

Windows will never cease

Virtual reality is its own reward

Modulation in all things

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
net and he won't bother you for weeks

A fool and his money are soon dot-commed.

The Battle of Quake was won on the playing fields of Atari.

Home is where the gamestick is.

If at first you dont succeed click click again.

I once complained I had no graphics card until I met a man who had
no VRAM.