The mule and the Jew

Thanks Doug the Rat


> Subject: Jewish City Boy
>
> A Jewish city boy moved to the country and bought a
> mule from an old farmer for $100.
>
> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
>
> The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry,
> but I have some bad news. The mule died."
>
> "Well, then, just give me my money back."
>
> "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
>
> "Okay then. Just unload the mule."
>
> "What ya gonna do with him?"
>
> I'm going to raffle him off."
>
> "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
>
> "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
> he's dead."
>
> A month later the farmer met up with the city
> boy and asked,
>
> "Whatever happened with that dead mule?"
>
> "I raffled him off. I sold a hundred tickets at
> two dollars apiece and made a ninety-eight dollar profit.
>
> "Didn't anyone complain?"
>
> "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
> dollars back.
>


 

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