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Nigger lady gets on a bus with her baby and puts the bus fee in the cup. The bus
driver looks at the lady and says "that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!"
The Nigger gets mad and storms to the back of the bus and sits down. She then
tells the man beside her "the bus driver just insulted me and i am very
offended!" The man replies, "you shouldnt take that, go give him a piece of your
mind!" The Nigger says, "you know, i think i will." Then the man says, "you go
give him a piece of your mind, i'll hold your monkey."
How can you spot a
cocky nigger hitchhiker?
-- He's the one with racing flames on his shirt
sleeves!
How can you spot a cautious nigger hitchhiker?
-- He comes
pre-mounted with back-up lights!
How do you confuse a nigger
hitchhiker?
-- Throw your truck in reverse!
How do you know you've picked
up a polite nigger hitchhiker?
-- He brought his own tow chains!
How do
you know that a Texas OTR trucker just picked up a nigger hitchhiker?
--
There's a sticker on the the nigger's ass that says "How's my driving?"
A
Negro's body was found on the outskirts of a small Mississippi town. The victim
had been bound hand and foot, stabbed seventeen times, and had six bullet wounds
in his body. "What's your verdict, sheriff?" asked a reporter. "Worst case of
suicide I ever saw!" replied the lawman.
What do they call a Negro
nuclear physicist in Alabama?
Nigger!
A Negro civil-rights worker
disappeared from a deep Southern town after bringing about registration of large
numbers of Negroes. When he failed to show up, it was decided he had been killed
and a search was begun. Some days later the searchers located his body at the
bottom of a river. Upon retrieving his body they noticed that he was tied and
bound with chains and locks. "Look at that damned nigger," said the Sheriff. "He
tried to swim across the river with all them chains he stole from the hardware
store."
Before his daring escape from prison, a black militant had been
photographed from four different angles. The FBI sent copies of the pictures to
police chiefs all across the country, with orders to notify Washington the
moment an arrest was made.
The next day the bureau received a teletype reply
from a small Southern town:
PICTURES RECEIVED... ALL FOUR SHOT
DEAD......WHILE RESISTING ARREST
Whats the difference between a
Nigger and Batman?
Batman can go into town without Robin!
Why do
police dogs lick their asses so much?
To get the taste of NIGGER out of their
mouths!
Two guys work together - a black guy and a white guy. The black
guy notices that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face. He
asks him "Man, how come you come to work with a smile on your face every day?"
The white guy replied "That's because I make love to my wife every morning
before work." Amazed the black guy asks him how he gets his wife to make love to
him every morning. "That's easy," the white guy said. "I just tell her the same
poem when I wake up: Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and
making love to you!" Well, determined the black guy decides to take his friends
advice. The next day the black guy shows up to work all beat to hell - black
eyes, broken nose, fat lip... the works. The white guy says, "Man, what happened
to you???" The black guy says "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice."
"Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked. The black guy
replied: "Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your fat ass
over, I'd do you like a dog!"
What is Harlem's definition of "Relative
Humidity"?
The pool of sweat that forms in the small of their sisters back
when their doin' her doggie style.
Why do Niggers prefer the doggie style
position for lovemaking?
They can both watch Soul Train on TV that
way.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car
doors.
What do girls from Harlem and bears have in common?
They both
suck their paws.
Winner Of The 1999 Miss Africoon Pageant
A Chinese
man walks into a bar and after seeing that the bartender is black shouts "Gimme
a jigger Nigger". The black man tells him that it wasn't a nice thing to say,
and how would he like the same treatment. The Chinese man explains he wouldn't
give a shit, so the black man says "Okay, you get behind the bar and we'll try
it again." The Chinese man gets behind the bar and the nigger goes outside.
After a few seconds the black man comes in and says, "Gimme a drink, Chink". The
Chinese man stares at him and says "Fuck off boy, we don't serve niggers in
here!"
A Jew, a Hindu and a nigger were driving in the country one night
when their car broke down. They walked to a nearby farm house and asked if they
could spend the night. The farmer told them yes, but he only had two extra beds
but he had a clean barn full of fresh straw and one of them would have to spend
the night there.
The Jew said he had spent several years on a kibutz in
Israel and sleeping in a barn wouldn't bother him. Out to the barn goes the Jew
and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the
door and there stood the Jew. He said he couldn't sleep in the barn because
there was a pig in the barn and his religion forbid it.
The Hindu said no
problem, he had grown up in Bombay and he wouldn't have a problem sleeping in a
clean barn with a pig. Out to the barn goes the Hindu and everybody else went to
bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the
Hindu. He said he couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a cow in the barn
and his religion forbid it.
The nigger said no problem, he had grown up in
south L.A. and there was no way a pig or a cow was going to keep him from a good
nights sleep. Out to the barn goes the nigger and everybody else went to bed.
Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the pig
and the cow.
Why do niggers have such flat noses?
When they are
born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their heads and
jerks the tail out.
A white man walks into a pub wearing a button that
says, "I Hate Niggers," and sits down at the bar. "Listen, buddy, some people
here won't appreciate that button. You'd better take it off," the bartender
warns. "I don't care," says the man. "I hate niggers. They're dumb, stupid and
smelly! I just hate em!" Shaking his head, the bartender goes to serve another
customer. Five minutes later a big black man walks in and sits down next to the
man with the button. "Hey," the black man says, seeing the button for the first
time. "I don't like that. Take it off, or I'll take it off you!" "Hell no,"
replies the white man." They're dumb and lazy! I fucking hate them!" "Then'll
I'll just have to remove it for you," counters the black man. "Let's go
outside." Both men go out to the alley behind the bar, and the nigger whips out
a HUGE switchblade! "See, see how stupid you niggers are," the white man
chuckles, "bringing a knife to a gunfight!"
WhiteJack
To start a hand, click 'New Hand'.
(Dealer stands on 17)
Why did the ape commit suicide?
It learned it might have evolved from
the niggers!
Who were the three most famous women in black
history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!
What's black and
white and red all over?
A nigger and seagul fighting over a french fry on the
Jersey shore!
This black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on
his shoulder. "Wow!" says the bartender. "That really is something. Where'd you
get it?" "Africa," says the parrot!"
What do you call a nigger boy riding
a bike?
Thief!
A man walked into a NY antique store and saw a
fascinating sculpture: a brass rat. He asked the shop-owner the price. "Well,"
the owner said, "the rat itself is just $75, but you would want the book it
comes with, it's very important and costs $200 more." "Well," says the man -
"I'll take the rat-I really don't need the book right now."
"Ok, it's your
choice, but you'll be back" said the owner, handing the rat to the customer. The
customer left and put the rat in the rear window of his small compact. As he
drove down the FDR drive past Harlem he saw something amazing. Rats were
starting to run after his car. First a few, than more and more, pouring out of
buildings, sewers and abandoned lots, a multitude, millions of rats were running
after his car, from all sides. Finally they began swarming over the car itself,
intent on reaching the brass rat. The driver, fearing for his life pointed the
car towards the East River and jumped out. To his amazement, the millions of
rats followed the car right into the river and drowned!
The man headed
straight back to the antique shop. "I knew you'd be back," said the owner - "I
bet you want to buy the book, now, right?" "Fuck the book," said the man - "you
got any brass niggers?"
What's tatooed on the inside of every negroe's
lip?
Inflate to 50 psi.
What's black and white and red all over?
A
Ku Klux Klan house-warming party!
Why do niggers wear high-heeled
shoes?
So their knuckles don't scrape the ground!
What do you call a
black millionare physicist?
Nigger!
Did you hear about the little
black kid who got diarrhea?
He thought he was melting!
Why wouldn't
the black guy let his daughter marry the Mexican?
He figured the kids would
grow up too lazy to steal.
How do you babysit black kids?
Wet their
lips and stick them to the wall.
How do you keep them from jumping on the
bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Hear about G.M.'s new nigger
Cadillac?
The glove compartment's big enough to hold a
watermelon.
Whats the difference between the old nigger mama and an
elephant?
Usually about 20 lbs.
What does a 13 year old black girl say
when she's having sex?
Get off me Dad, you're squashing my
cigarettes.
What do you call a nigger with a pale face?
Down a
quart.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a
black eye, or a job.
Why does the nigger carry a turd in his
wallet?
I.D.!
Why don't nigger girls wear panties when they go out to
eat?
It keeps the flies off the pizza.
Why do all niggers go to
heaven?
Hey, theres bars to tend and toilets to clean there too!
A
white man was walking along the beach one day when he happened upon a bottle.
When he opened it, a genie popped out and said, "Hey!" The man replied, "you're
a genie, right?"
"Yes," said the occupant of the bottle. "I'm a genie. What
about it?" "Well," the man says, "you're supposed to grant me three wishes,
right?" "NO!" says the genie. "That ended centuries ago. I don't do that
anymore. I'm retired now. Just put me back on the bottle and drop me back on the
beach where you found me."
"Awwww..c'mon!" persisted the man. "Grant me a
wish!" "Oh...all right!" the genie rolled his eyes. "You get one wish...and ONE
WISH ONLY! And it had BETTER be exactly what you want because it WILL come
true!"
The man was ecstatic. He scratched his head, thought about it for a
while, and finally whispered something in the genie's ear. "Okay," said the
genie. "Your wish will come true at nine o' clock tomorrow morning! Now put me
back in the bottle!" "Great!" the man said. He put the genie back on the beach
and went home. He got a good night's sleep, called his girlfriend and asked her
to come over, took a nice long hot shower.....
At exactly 9:00 AM, the
doorbell rang. The man opened it to find three Skinheads standing at his door
each holding an arm of rope, eyeing him suspiciously. "Tell us," one finally
said. "Are you the guy who wanted to be hung like a nigger?"
What did
God say when he made the first nigger?
Oh, Shit!
What did the little
black kid say when Santa Clause came down the chimney saying, "Ho ho
ho!"?
"Where's ma mamma, mutha phucka?"
An out of state hunter walks
in to a small diner in Alabama. The waitress seats him and takes his order. She
then asked if he was a hunter. The man replied yes I am. After the waitress
brought his order she asked if he had shot his two niggers yet. The man was
stunned and asked what she was talking about. She then explained that the state
legislature decided that there were too many niggers and decided that anyone
with a valid hunting license could shoot two niggers that year. Well the hunter
paid no attention to it and went on with his business. Later on at the sporting
goods store the cashier asked if he had shot his two niggers yet. The man paid
no attention to it again and left the store headed for the field. As he was
driving down the road he noticed a group of niggers picking watermelons in a
field. He thought to himself what the hell it's only a couple of niggers. So he
stopped got out of his truck, took aim shot twice and nailed two of the niggers.
All of the sudden here came the game warden with his lights and sirens on. And
the hunter thought oh shit what have I done. The game warden got out of his
truck and said what the fuck do you think you are doing. So the hunter explained
what he had been told and the game warden said you can shoot two niggers with a
valid hunting license but not over a baited field.
Why do niggers wear
white gloves?
So they don't bite off their fingers when they're eating
Tootsie Rolls!
Why are black men hung better then white men?
Because
little white boys had toys to play with!
What do nigger pimps and farmers
have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Why do niggers keep their fists closed when
making the "black power" sign?
If they held out an open palm, they'd fall out
of the trees!
What do you call sex with a black man?
Rape!
What
do you call a nigger with no arms?
Trustworthy.
Why does the Hartz
Mountain Tick Collar come in flourescent colors?
So coons can wear costume
jewelery, too!
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
Because it's white, it
works, and they're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle!
What
do you call a white woman who dates a black man?
Color blind!
Why do
black women have such big purses?
To carry their lipstick.
What's a
black mermaid?
A carp with tits.
There's a nigger, a Canadian and an
American on top of one of the sears towers. The American says to the nigger, "I
bet you I can jump off of here and hit the wind current just right - floating
softly to the ground." The nigger looks amazed at the American. "I dont be leave
it sucka, ya fuckin wit me aint ya?" the nigger says. So the American says, "Ok,
Ill prove it to you." The American leaps off the building and floats all the way
down. Once down, he runs all the way up the stairs to the Canadian and the
nigger. "See, I told ya nigger... now you give it a try." "Otay," the nigger
says as he leaps off the building. "SPLAT!" the nigger is splattered all over
the side walk. The Canadian looks over at the American and says "You know
Superman, sometimes you can be pretty mean."
Why was the nigger acquitted
of the rape charge on the grounds of temporary insanity?
Because when he got
an erection, there was no blood left to flow to his brain!
What do
niggers and sperm have in common?
Only one in two million work!
What
do you say to Mike Tyson with no arms or legs?
Hey NIGGER!
A little
yellow chinaman was standing by the sea one day skipping flat stones across the
water. As each stone skipped across the water it made the sound, "chin - chang -
chung". The chinaman did this several times, "chin - chang - chung, chin - chang
- chung". As the chinaman was skipping these stones, a nigger came up and asked
him "Yo, li'l yello-man, Wha'dup? Wha' you doin' wit' dem stones?" The chinaman
replied, "I using these stones to find my ancestors, my father chin, my
grandfather chang, and my great-grandfather chung."
The nigger thought a
little and said, "Think I could do dat 2?" The chinaman told the nigger to try.
The nigger picked up an rock and threw it into the water - "Kersplash" was the
sound it made.
"No, No, you do it wrong!" said the chinaman, "you must skip
the stone." Then the china man proceeded to demonstrate, "chin - chang - chung".
The nigger said, "I see how yer doin' it now. Le'me try again." He picked up
another flat stone and flung it into the water. It skipped across the water
magnificently and as it did it made the sound, "Chim - pan - Zee".
The now
infuriated nigger ran over to a large boulder, picked it up and slammed it onto
the ground making a thunderous "BAB-BOON!!!!!!!!" sound that echoed for
miles!
Why do decent white folk shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all
their stuff back, of course!
Do you know why flies have wings?
So they
can beat the niggers to the watermelons.
So they can get away from the
niggers.
Why did the nigger run when his girlfriend said she wanted to
give him a blowjob?
He was afraid it would cancel his unemployment benefits.
What do you call three niggers sitting in a garden?
Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?
You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?
How do you get twelve
niggers in a Volkswagon?
Toss a welfare check in the back seat.
How
do you get 400 niggers in a Ford Escort?
I don't know, but they figure it
out.
What do you call three blacks at a skinhead
barbeque?
Charcoal.
Kentucy Fried Nigger
How do you make a nigger
nervous?
Take him to an auction.
Did you hear about Evil Kneivel's
cousin, Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump over 50 niggers - With a
Steamroller.
Two flies were having a race across a nigger's lips. After
each had won one race, they decided to run a tie breaker. Panting, the one fly
reached the finish line, only to discover his friend had already arrived with
time to spare. "How did you do that?" he inquired. "I took a shortcut around his
head."
What do you call 50,000 blacks in the bottom of the sea?
A good
start.
Why don't niggers stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
Their lips catching the wind would beat them to death.
What do you
call a black hitchiker?
Stranded.
What do you call two nigger
motorcycle cops?
Chocolate CHiPs.
Why do niggers always have sex on
their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
Why don't
sharks attack niggers?
They mistake them for whale shit.
How do you
wipe out 250 ape families?
Blow up Kmart.
A nigger, a jew and a spic
get shoved off a building at the same time- which one hits pavement
first?
Who cares.
Whats the difference between nigger pussy and a
bowling ball?
You can eat a bowling ball.
Why do niggers tint their
car windows?
They don't, it's the black rubbing off.
There's three
guys sitting around a campfire; a yuppie, a black man, and a cowboy. The yuppie
is drinking Michelob, he jugs it down, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out
his pistol, shoots the bottle and says, "This is the Life!" The black man is
drinking Miller, jugs it down, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his
pistol, shoots the bottle and says, "Taste great!" The cowboy is drinking Old
Milwaukee, he jugs it down, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his pistol,
shoots the nigger in the head and says, "This is the way it was meant to
be!!"
How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood?
Hide all the
good cardboard boxes.
How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss
a bucket of KFC into traffic.
End welfare.
Why do black girls dye
their hair blonde and wear blue contacts?
So black men will date
them.
What do you call a black frenchmen?
Jacques Custodian
A
cowboy, an indian, and a black man are sitting at a bar. The indian turns to the
black man and says, "We once were many but now we're few". the black man
replies, "We once were few but now we're many". the cowbay over hears all this
and says to the black man, " Thats because we haven't played cowboys and niggers
yet".
How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in the
front yard.
Why do blacks stink?
So blind people can hate them
too.
Did you hear of the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS
and a welfare check .
Whats Big, Long, Black and smelly?
The Welfare
Line in Harlem.
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
The Fourth
Grade.
How did the nigger break his leg raking the leaves?
He fell
out of the tree.
What do you call a black woman who gets an
abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.
Whats the difference
between a black and a snow tire?
A snow tire won't sing when you put chains
on it.
What does PONTIAC stand for?
POOR OLD NIGGER THINKS ITS A
CADILLAC.
Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard?
To teach
there kids how to walk.
Why did The Nigger from Nation of Islam wear his
nicest Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
Cuz if I'ma gonsta Be Impotent I wants to
look Impotent.
A White man and a Black man are arguing about which race
God belongs to. They argue about this for hours, and finally they decide to ask
the heavens for the answer. The black looks upwards and asks: 'God, I gotta
know. Is you Black or is you White?' The answer booms down from above. 'I AM
WHAT I AM'. Vindicated, the Black man says: 'There, you see, I told you he was a
brother.' 'Not so,' replies the White. 'If he was Black, he would have said "I
IS WHAT I IS".
Did you hear the NFL is switching to green balls next
year?
Have you ever heard of a nigger dropping a watermelon?
What do
you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
Gifted.
What do you call a nigger
with an IQ of 150?
Tribe.
Why don't niggers put Oder Eaters in their
shoes?
Because it makes them dissapear!
What's the difference between
a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of nigger babies?
You cant unload
a truckload of watermelons with a pitchfork!
What's black and red, wears
a high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a
spear through his head!
How do we know that Adam and Eve were not
black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib away from a nigger?
There is
a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family
lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor
A
nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a
terrrible tornado hits the building,
totally destroying it. Which family
lived?
The White family because both parents were at work and the kids
were in school.
Two Georgia State Troopers are on duty watching for
speeding truckers on the interstate. These 2 troopers hate truckers. They become
bored and pull in behind a truck. The driver is hauling a load of bowling balls.
He gets nervous with the cops behind him and pulls off onto a side street to see
if the troopers will follow. On the side street, a little nigger kid standing in
the street with a bicycle stops the truck to ask for a ride. The driver says OK,
but you have to get in the trailer in back. The little nigger and his bike are
now in the trailer. The driver says to himself, Well those troopers have gone by
now, I'll get back on the highway. After a few minutes on the highway the
troopers pull in behind the truck and stops him. The troopers give the driver a
real hard time, they check his license, log book, etc. The troopers start to get
back in their car when one says to the other, "We didn't check out the trailer,
maybe we should." The one trooper says to the other, "OK, I'll take care of it."
He goes back to the driver and tells him he wants the trailer doors opened. The
driver thinks to himself, Now I'm really in trouble, they're going to think I
kidnapped that little nigger kid.
The trooper opens the trailer door to
look in and slams it shut quickly! The trooper is all pale and shaken and starts
screaming to the trucker, "Go NOW!, Get out of my city! Get out of my county!
Get out of my state! GO NOW!" When the trooper returns to his car the other
trooper asks, " whast wrong? You look pale and your shaking, why didn't we
harras that trucker some more?" The shaken trooper said," That truck was
carrying a load of nigger eggs, one done hatched and stole a
bicycle!!!!!!"
What the most confusing day in the nigger
neighborhood?
Fathers Day
What is the American dream?
All the
niggers go back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!
A ship sinks and the
only survivors are a Russian, a Jamaican, a skinhead and a nigger. At sea for
days, they finally come within sight of land. The Russian opens a hidden bottle
of Stoli vodka, takes one swig and throws the remainder of the bottle into the
water much to the other passangers dismay. The Russian explains that where he
comes from, there is plenty of Stoli, it is worth nothing and means nothing. The
Jamaican then procceds to light a huge blunt, takes one hit, and then throw the
remainder to sea explaining, 'Mon, in my country we have plenty of marijuanna,
it is worth nothing, means nothing.' So then the White man from New Jersey
throws the nigger into the water!
What qualifies as good behavior in a
Harlem school?
Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the
teacher.
What happens every time a nigger gets an abortion?
Crime
Stoppers sends her a check for $500.
What do you call a nigger at a
skinhead rally?
A soon to be ex-nigger.
What do you say to a black man
in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
What is a
nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
Unemployment.
How can you spot a
Black masochist?
He's the one working for a living.
Hear about the
black version of "Shogun"?
It's called "Shonuff".
What do poor nigger
kids use instead of Play-Doh ?
Fresh dog shit.
Hear about the new
bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your
car.
How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
Open a fire hydrant,
and start selling crack on the other side.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the
vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if
elected.
Hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a
spray can.
What's the difference between good nigger kids and bad nigger
kids?
Good nigger kids are in medium security prisons.
How do you
starve a nigger?
Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of
soap.
What is the most common form of transportation in
Harlem?
Ambulances.
Did you hear about the nigger and the Mexican who
opened a restaurant?
It's called Nacho Mama.
What do you call 100
parachuting niggers?
Skeet.
Why did all the blacks die in
Vietnam?
When the sergent said "Get down!", they got up and started
dancing.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
My
bike.
What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
A
lepra-coon.
What are the six words you never ever want to hear?
"Hi, I
be yo' new neighbor."
How is transportation being improved in
Harlem?
They're planting the trees closer together.
Why do blacks call
white people "honkies"?
That's the last noise they hear before the white
people run them over.
How was break dancing invented?
By black kids
stealing hubcaps from moving cars.
Why does California have so many fags
and New York have so many niggers?
California had first choice.
What
do you call a white guy surrounded by three blacks?
A victim.
Twenty
blacks?
Coach
Thirty?
Quarterback
200 blacks?
Warden
What
is the difference between a "RAP" group's manager and a proctologist?
A
proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.
What's green and pink
and purple and orange?
A nigger dressed for church.
What is the New
York State motto?
Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be killed by
a nigger in Central park."
What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece
suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
Why don't niggers celebrate
Thanksgiving.?
Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays.
Did you
hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a
week.
What do niggers say during foreplay?
"If you scream, bitch, I'll
kill you!"
If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?
The
brains of the outfit.
What is eight miles long and has an I.Q. of
68?
The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
How do you stop five niggers
from raping a white woman?
Throw them a basketball.
What's the first
thing taught in a Harlem driving school?
How to unlock a car with a coat
hanger.
Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?
Cats keep trying to
bury the baby niggers.
Hear about the new perfume for black
women?
It's called "Eau de doo dah day."
Why are so many niggers
moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
What is white
yet has a black asshole?
The Washington D.C. Mayor's office.
What does
cotton have in common with noses?
Niggers are good at picking
both.
What do you call a conversation betwen Jesse Jackson and James
Brown?
Gibberish
Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
To teach Niggers
to walk on their hind legs.
What is printed on all African
products?
"Untouched by human hands."
What's the difference between a
dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
Skid marks in front of
the dog.
How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
Ten, if you
slice them thin enough.
