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> > Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed
> > away and left his
> > entire estate to his beloved widow?
> > But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
> >
> > How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
> > hotel?
> > When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak
> > in my sink,"
> > and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
> >
> > How can you tell if a Georgia redneck is married?
> > There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
> > pickup truck.
> >
> > Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
> > drinking age in West
> > Virginia to 32?
> > It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
> > schools.
> >
> > What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
> > Documentaries.
> >
> > Where was the toothbrush invented?
> > Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it
> > would have been called a
> > teethbrush.
> >
> > A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75
> > and says to the
> > driver, "Got any I. D.?" "Bout wut?"
> >
> > Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
> > Lottery?
> > The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
> >
> > Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama
> > burned down?
> > Yep. Pert' near took out the whole damn trailer
> > park. The library was
> > a total loss, too. Both books poof! -- up in flames,
> > and one hadn't even
> > been colored in yet.
> >
> > A new law recently passed in West Virginia:
> > When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother
> > and sister
> >