What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big
deal unless you're not getting any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when
you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
100 people who
don't do dick.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
do attorneys use for birth control?
difference between a girlfriend and wife?
difference between a boyfriend and husband?
fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
Because those men already have
What's the difference between a new husband and a new
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men
chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs
chase cars they have no intention of
A brunette, a blonde,
and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
blonde, because she's 18.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a
porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why does Mike Tyson
cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficult
to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education
classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just Great
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the
Post Office is flying at
difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a
description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
southern fairytale begins : "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good