A Houston Public Toilet

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According to Birdman's godfather, the late Arthur C Gernand, who worked in the diplomatic corps in Iran, the 'facilities' for men in that country consisted of waist-high walls on public streets which a man would stand behind and do his business, all while being able to wave to passers-by. Sometimes, however, there would be a small problem, as when some jokester would spread pepper on the wall. This was troublesome because Iranian men had the habit of 'cleaning' their, ah, equipment by touching it to the wall. So tell me, what punishment does the Sha'aria prescribe for practical jokers?



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