Science from Kids

Thanks Brett

 

> >
> > If you need a laugh then read through these Children's
> > Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by
> > children.
> >
> > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> >
> > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
> > made safe to drink.
> > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
> > removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep
> > and canoeists.
> >
> > Q: How is dew formed?
> > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
> > perspire.
> >
> > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> > A: Keep it in the cow.
> >
> > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the
> > Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
> > because there is no water on the moon, and nature
> > hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
> > fight.
> >
> > Q: What are steroids?
> > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> >
> > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental
> >
> > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward
> > to his adultery.
> >
> > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > A: Premature death.
> >
> > Q: What is artificial insemination?
> > A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the
> > cow.
> >
> > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
> > (e.g., abdomen.)
> > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
> > brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The
> > brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
> > heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
> > five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
> >
> > Q: What is the fibula?
> &g! t; A: A small lie.
> >
> > Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> > A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)
> >
> > Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
> > A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
> >
> > Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
> > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

 

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