----- Original Message -----
From: crystalthepink
To: "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@ezclick.net
Sent: Friday, November 10, 2006 9:56 AM
Subject: The Best Headlines in 2006

 


 
 The best headlines (actual) of2006:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[Now that's taking things a bit far !]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over.

[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and -sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile

[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame
for Gas In Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by

 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....


Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn

to spread the stupidity...And send this to someone

you want to bring a smile to.


(Maybe even a chuckle).






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