One late evening, a woman finished working on completing a jingle to win a large cash prize from Carnation Milk. Carnation furnished the first line, "I like Carnation best of all," and it was to be completed in 50 words or less.
A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk representative came to her door and told her that her entry was the best although it couldn't be published. So, they were giving her a consolation award of $1,000!
I like Carnation best of all,
No tits to pull, no shit to haul.
No barns to clean, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch!
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