Carnation jingle

Thanks Ed Toner


One late evening, a woman finished working on completing a jingle to win a large cash prize from Carnation Milk. Carnation furnished the first line, "I like Carnation best of all," and it was to be completed in 50 words or less.

A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk representative came to her door and told her that her entry was the best although it couldn't be published. So, they were giving her a consolation award of $1,000!

Her entry:

I like Carnation best of all,

No tits to pull, no shit to haul.

No barns to clean, no hay to pitch,

Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch!


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