The best chain letter ever!

Thanks Jay

 

> > > Hello, my name is Amos and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> > > 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> > > believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas
> > > with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
> > > have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling
> > freak
> > > show.
> > >
> > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> > > everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
> > > "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> > > get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch
of
> > > bullshit.
> > >
> > > Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED ASS to all the
> > > people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid
> > > chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
come
> > into
> > > my house and
> > > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
> > > Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
> > > pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.
> > >
> > > If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> > > mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
> > > friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
> > > receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
> > > forwards about 900 times! I don't fucking care.
> > >
> > > Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> > > contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your
> > > own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
> > > threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your
> > > life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
> > > making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who
> > > has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation
> > > is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
> > >
> > > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
> > > your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

 

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