Auto Teller Ought to Tell Her

Thanks Mlf

 

> A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
> installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to
> withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
> facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
> accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
> procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for
> your gender."
>
>
> MALE PROCEDURE
> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> 2. Put down your car window.
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> 6. Put window up.
> 7. Drive off.
>
>
> FEMALE PROCEDURE
> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
> with the machine.
> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
> card.
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
> excessive distance from the car.
> 8. Insert card.
> 9. Re-insert card the right way.
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
> inside back page.
> 11. Enter PIN.
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
> 17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back
> of checkbook.
> 18. Re-check makeup.
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> 21. Retrieve card.
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
> slot provided.
> 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
> waiting behind you.
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> 27. Release Parking Brake.

 

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