21 Things NOT to say to your spouse when making love!

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
4. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
5. Can you please pass me the clicker?
6. On second thought, turn off the lights.
7. Do we get any premium movie channels?
8. Try not to ruin my make-up.
9. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in our bed?
10. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
11. So much for the fulfillment of my sexual fantasies!
12. Maybe we SHOULD call Dr. Ruth...
13. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
14. I think you have it on backwards.
15. You're good enough to do this for a living!
16. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance...
17. You're almost as good as my ex!
18. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
19. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just my rash.
20. I have a confession...
21. Is this a sin too?

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