Ways to Turn Men Down

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HE:: So, what do you do for a living? SHE:: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE:: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE:: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE:: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE:: Okay, get out.

HE:: I think I could make you very happy. SHE:: Why? Are you leaving?

HE:: Can I have your name? SHE:: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE:: Shall we go see a movie? SHE:: I've already seen it.

HE:: Where have you been all my life? SHE:: Hiding from you.

HE:: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE:: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE:: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE:: Do not enter.

HE:: Your body is like a temple. SHE:: Sorry, there are no services today.



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