WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS!

From: eraye
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids
to copulate me."
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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
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And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the
Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
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Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
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Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein."
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Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
(that is beautiful)
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Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
And,
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
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Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don
King:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter?
He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
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Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color
photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
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Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
time it is."
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Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach
Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
or an aunt."
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Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
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Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
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LET'S STOP KIDDING OURSELVES!  9-11 was a Zionist spanking on our
collective American bottom! A Boeing 757 DIDN'T hit the Pentagon (no
aircraft debris), a late model cruise missile did the job; the Twin Towers DIDN'T
collapse due to heat, demolition charges did the job;  there were NO Arab hijackers
(the jets were guided electronically); and the Zionists/Judeo-Christians now in
control of the United States are traitors to the U.S. Constitution... as well as being
mass murderers.This has been a Zionist WAG THE DOG operation from the start,
deadly serious for our elected leaders WHO KNOW WHO'S GUILTY, and an Arabian
Nights charade for Mom and Pop in Littletown, U.S.A.! So let's start figuring out what
we can do about it! H. Ayre.
 

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