BUMPER STICKERS


> > Actual bumper stickers found on cars and trucks!
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> > Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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> > Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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> > If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
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> > Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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> > If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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> > Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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> > If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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> > My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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> > Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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> > To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
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> > If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else ... And Seek
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> > Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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> > If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> > Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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> > It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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> > If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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> > You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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> > The Earth Is Full --- Go Home.
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> > I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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> > This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
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> > So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time.
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> > Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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> > If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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> > The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
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> > Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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> > Illiterate? Write For Help.
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> > Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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> > Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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> > He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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> > I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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> > You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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> > I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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> > Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?
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> > It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
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> > I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
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> > If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.
> > [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest].
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> > If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
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> > Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
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> > If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
> > [Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
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> > Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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> > Guys --- No Shirt, No Service; Gals --- No Shirt, No Charge.
> > [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
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> > If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
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> > Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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> > Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
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> > Body By Nautilus --- Brain By Mattel.
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> > Boldly Going Nowhere.
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> > Cat --- The Other White Meat.
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> > Caution --- Driver Legally Blonde!
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> > Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.
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> > Heart Attacks .... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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> > Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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> > How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
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> > If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
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> > Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
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> > Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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