March 21, 2002
And now, for something entirely different:

(These were actual church bulletin booboos)

A study is underway by the Southern Christian Leadership Conference
(SCLC) to determine if the clergy do more than lay people.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight
at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a national prayer & fasting
conference: The cost for attending the fasting
and prayer conference includes meals.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Miss Charlene Mason sang I will not pass this way again, giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome!
Everyone come for a fun time.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
The sermon this morning: Jesus walks on the water;. The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get.
The rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing break forth into joy.
Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be what is
hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to join the choir.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person(s) you want remembered.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.-- Prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across
from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The low self esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.