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Previous Columns

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146 Hillary Comes To Florida

145 The Legal System, If Any

144 Exploding At The Airport

143 Immigration And Ebola

142 Hant Explains Space Aliens

141 Women And Accountability

140 Race, Evolution, And Behavior

139 Cannibalism In The Ivy League

137 Outlawing Childhood

136 Nuking New York

135 Women In Combat

134 Queer Studies At Hahvud

133 Airline Security: We Aren't Serious

132 Posing In The Pluke Bucket

131 Whither The Military?

130 Violence And Plastic Soldiers

129  Approximating Democracy

128  Race And Basketball

127  The Attitudes Of Blacks

126  Abolishing Christmas

125  Pondering Web Journalism

124  Managing Us

123  The Plague Of Self-Esteem

122  A Conspiracy For Fred

121  Safened To Death

120  Sex Finally Explained

119  Reading About Afghanistan

118  More On The Death Of The Schools

117  Why White Men Prefer Asian Women

116  American Schools Go Crazy

115  In Favor Of Discourtesy

114  Hant On Policy. If Any.

113  Terrorism: Where Are We Going?

112  The Tide From The South

114  The Trade Center

113  Training Neutered Poodles

112  The Great California Custom-Mower Craze

111  Imposing Common Decency

110  Hant Explains Democracy

109  Reparations For Slavery, Yesss!

108  Storm Sewers And Bottle Rockets

107  China. Bring Your Umbrella.

106  Fred, Fount Of Bulimia

105  Adventuring With Octopus Woman

104  Heresy Regarding Integration

103  Conversations With Hant

102  Assault On The Churches

101  Fred, With Salsa

100  The Annual Paranoia Column

99  Draining The Federal Udder

98  Pondering The Underclass

97  Tag. The Horror. Oh, The Horror.

96  Looting In Cincinnati

95  Napster

94  A Codpiece For Hillary

93  Grade School Attacked By Laser

92  Diaper Rash In Academia

91  Getting Shod In Berkeley

90  Horror In The Suburbs

89  Black And Brown In America

88  Nekkid In Austin

87  The Further Decline Of The Military

86  Surveillance In Digital Times

85  Dueling With The Swamp Rat

84  Diapering Europe

83  Martin Luther King

82  The Canoe As Camel

81  Terror On The Playground

80  Getting Rid Of McKinley

79  The Man Beneath The Bed

78  Dodgeball And Violence

77  How Star Trek Turns Your Brains To Grits

76  Slavery, And Why It's My Fault

75  The Few, The Proud, The Slightly Loony

74  Pondering The National Farce

73  Rats, Dumps, And America

72  The Academic Encouragement Of Squalor For Other People

71  Mowgli And The Digital World Economy

70  Bossy And Aerodynamics

69  Sour Reflections On The New America

68  War, Reality, And Ditz-Bunnies

67  Pottifying The Navy

66  Movies For Giraffes

65  Why You Should Stay Out Of The Military

64  Keeping Sanchez In His Place

63  Why Jonny Cant Rede

62  The Decline Of Manners, And A Cure

61  Interracial Dating

60  Vaporizing Nearly Everywhere

59  The Schools Vs. Boys

58  The Brave New Web

57  Too Many Therapists

56  The Road To Racial Catastrophe

55  A President Crafted by Microsoft

54  Ruining Kids Downtown

53  Divorce: A Lawyer's View

52  Beer And Possums In The Autumn

51  The Barbarians Within The Gates

50   Darwin Elucidated

49  Letter From A Dead Racist

48  Gelded Men And Sexless Women

47  Miracles, If Any

46  The Press, Lemmings, And White Wine

45  David Duke As Black Leader

44  Harassing General Claudia

43  Blacks And The Confederate Flag

42  Multiculturalism: The Continuing Tantrum

41  In Search Of The Wino Vote

40  Lying About Women In The Military

39  Reparations For Blacks: Why?

38  The Loss Of Freedom In An Age Of Comfort

37  Divorce: A Male Perspective

36  Feminists As Mutant Frumps

35  The Universities As Sandbox

34  Blacks And  Opportunity

33  Godzilla, Mothra, And Other American Art

32  Men, Women, and Mathematics

31  The Time I Wasn't In Playboy

30  Gun Control: Gimme A Break

29  Marry Virtually Anything

28  Should Voting Be A Felony?

27  Illegitimacy As An Urban Hobby

26  Americana: On The Road In 1969

25  The Gummint's Watching, Sort Of

24  Geeks, Dweebs, and Grief Therapy

23  The World Wide Web As Journalistic Apocalypse

22  Pistons, Teen-agers, and Ultimate Meaning

21  Swedenborg Comes To Matamoscas

20  Are White Males Gods?

19  The Hispanification of America

18  Bat Cagle Comes To Washington

17  The Virtues of Bars

16  Women In The Military II: Letters

15  Racial Profiling, If Any, And The Cops

14  The Marine Corps As Psychotherapy

13  Journalism As A Character Defect

12  Against Marriage (Think About A Collie)

11  Americana: Elvis Seen In UFO

10  Let's Fondle Boy Scouts!

9  Women In the Infantry

8  Why Is John Kennedy Special?

7  The Black Underclass: What now?

6  Gender Wars

5  Elegance in a Biker Bar

4  Affirmative Action

3  A Codpiece For Clinton

2   Blacks and Intelligence

1  Feminist Tarantulas