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Previous Columns
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128 Race And
Basketball
127 The Attitudes Of
Blacks
126 Abolishing
Christmas
125 Pondering Web
Journalism
124 Managing Us
123 The Plague Of
Self-Esteem
122 A Conspiracy For
Fred
121 Safened To Death
120 Sex Finally
Explained
119 Reading About
Afghanistan
118 More On The
Death Of The Schools
117 Why White Men
Prefer Asian Women
116 American Schools Go
Crazy
115 In Favor Of
Discourtesy
114 Hant On Policy.
If Any.
113 Terrorism: Where Are
We Going?
112 The Tide From The
South
114 The Trade Center
113 Training
Neutered Poodles
112 The Great California
Custom-Mower Craze
111 Imposing Common
Decency
110 Hant Explains
Democracy
109 Reparations For
Slavery, Yesss!
108 Storm Sewers And
Bottle Rockets
107 China. Bring Your
Umbrella.
106 Fred, Fount Of
Bulimia
105 Adventuring With
Octopus Woman
104 Heresy Regarding
Integration
103 Conversations With
Hant
102 Assault On The
Churches
101 Fred, With Salsa
100 The Annual Paranoia
Column
99 Draining The Federal
Udder
98 Pondering The
Underclass
97 Tag. The Horror. Oh, The
Horror.
96 Looting In
Cincinnati
95 Napster
94 A Codpiece For
Hillary
93 Grade School
Attacked By Laser
92 Diaper Rash In
Academia
91 Getting Shod In
Berkeley
90 Horror In The
Suburbs
89 Black And
Brown In America
88 Nekkid In
Austin
87 The Further Decline
Of The Military
86 Surveillance In
Digital Times
85 Dueling With The
Swamp Rat
84 Diapering Europe
83 Martin Luther King
82 The Canoe As Camel
81 Terror On The
Playground
80 Getting Rid Of
McKinley
79 The Man Beneath
The Bed
78 Dodgeball And
Violence
77 How Star Trek Turns
Your Brains To Grits
76 Slavery, And Why
It's My Fault
75 The Few, The Proud,
The Slightly Loony
74 Pondering The
National Farce
73 Rats, Dumps, And
America
72 The Academic
Encouragement Of Squalor For Other People
71 Mowgli And The Digital
World Economy
70 Bossy And
Aerodynamics
69 Sour Reflections On
The New America
68 War, Reality, And
Ditz-Bunnies
67 Pottifying The
Navy
66 Movies For
Giraffes
65 Why You Should
Stay Out Of The Military
64 Keeping Sanchez
In His Place
63 Why Jonny Cant
Rede
62 The Decline Of
Manners, And A Cure
61 Interracial
Dating
60 Vaporizing Nearly
Everywhere
59 The Schools Vs.
Boys
58 The Brave New
Web
57 Too Many
Therapists
56 The Road To
Racial Catastrophe
55 A President Crafted
by Microsoft
54 Ruining Kids
Downtown
53 Divorce: A Lawyer's
View
52 Beer And Possums In The
Autumn
51 The Barbarians
Within The Gates
50 Darwin
Elucidated
49 Letter From A Dead
Racist
48 Gelded Men And
Sexless Women
47 Miracles, If
Any
46 The Press, Lemmings, And
White Wine
45 David Duke As
Black Leader
44 Harassing General
Claudia
43 Blacks And The
Confederate Flag
42 Multiculturalism:
The Continuing Tantrum
41 In Search Of
The Wino Vote
40 Lying About
Women In The Military
39 Reparations For
Blacks: Why?
38 The Loss Of Freedom
In An Age Of Comfort
37 Divorce: A Male
Perspective
36 Feminists As Mutant
Frumps
35 The Universities As
Sandbox
34 Blacks And
Opportunity
33 Godzilla, Mothra,
And Other American Art
32 Men, Women, and
Mathematics
31 The Time I Wasn't In
Playboy
30 Gun Control:
Gimme A Break
29 Marry Virtually
Anything
28 Should Voting Be A
Felony?
27 Illegitimacy As
An Urban Hobby
26 Americana: On The
Road In 1969
25 The Gummint's
Watching, Sort Of
24 Geeks, Dweebs, and
Grief Therapy
23 The World Wide Web As
Journalistic Apocalypse
22 Pistons,
Teen-agers, and Ultimate Meaning
21 Swedenborg Comes To
Matamoscas
20 Are White Males
Gods?
19 The
Hispanification of America
18 Bat Cagle Comes To
Washington
17 The Virtues of Bars
16 Women In The
Military II: Letters
15 Racial Profiling,
If Any, And The Cops
14 The Marine Corps As
Psychotherapy
13 Journalism As A
Character Defect
12 Against Marriage
(Think About A Collie)
11 Americana: Elvis Seen
In UFO
10 Let's Fondle
Boy Scouts!
9 Women In the
Infantry
8 Why Is John Kennedy
Special?
7 The Black
Underclass: What now?
6 Gender Wars
5 Elegance in a Biker
Bar
4 Affirmative Action
3 A Codpiece For
Clinton
2 Blacks and
Intelligence
1 Feminist Tarantulas
