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Subject: Heartland USA - "Are you a racist? - Take our quiz and find out."

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By Ward Kendall
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You might be a racist, and not even know it.

At least, it's pretty clear now that it doesn't take much effort anymore to be labeled one. Gone are the days when you had to be a hood-wearing Ku Klux Klan member, or a goose-stepping Neo-Nazi to earn that appellation. Now, thanks to the power of modern liberalism and the egalitarian spirit of the multiculturalists, we can all be labeled flaming racists without even trying!

Come on, I'll show you. It's fun. It's fast. It's easy. And, it takes less time to do than slapping a brick upside Reginald Denny's head. Here's all you need to do: Just read down the list below, and as you do, ask yourself if you disagree with even one of the 20 statements. If you do, then congratulations! You're now a certified racist according to the liberals and the multiculturalists!

1. You must love all races, ethnic groups, cultures, and societies equally.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

2. You must believe that all races should, whenever and wherever possible, interbreed with one another.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

3. You must believe that all races should be intermingled throughout the world, in all countries, cities, neighborhoods, and households, whenever and wherever possible, regardless of the consequences.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

4. You must believe that all races are equally good at all things, whether it concerns a game of basketball or the launching of a space mission to Mars. And, you must believe this even when there is strong evidence that suggests otherwise. In that event, you must unfailingly deny such evidence exists.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

5. You must believe that only people of European heritage can be racist.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

6. You must believe that all races contributed equally to the formation of the United States of America.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

7. You must believe that blacks, in particular, contributed more to American society and progress than what any history book reflects.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

8. You must believe that whites rob and kill more blacks everyday than blacks rob and kill more whites, even though US Department of Justice crime figures indicate otherwise.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

9. You must believe that Martin Luther King died with a spotless moral record to his name, even though extensive government evidence proves otherwise.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

10. You must believe that any non-white from another country has an unquestionable 'right' to immigrate to America, even though they may come from a country that denies American whites the right to immigrate there.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

11. You must believe that blacks are just whites ‘with a different paint job', and that no actual racial differences exist between the two, despite the fact that forensic science says otherwise.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

12. You must believe that all races have 'equal good looks' and that a Bantu tribeswoman with six inch lips and a bloated belly is 'no less pretty' than the blonde-haired, blue-eyed winner of a Miss America contest.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

13. Without fail, you must always add the word 'rich' in front of the phrase 'black culture' and 'Hispanic culture'.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

14. You must always denounce IQ scores as 'meaningless', and claim self-righteously that "intelligence can't be measured". On the other hand, if you're ever asked to name a single bit of evidence supporting the opposite claim that 'all races have equal intelligence', you're to sneer and walk away.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

15. You must assert, whenever necessary, that 'rap music' and 'hip hop' are at least the creative equal of the entire works of Beethoven, Brahms, and Wagner put together, if not the entire scope of Western civilization itself.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

16. If you're ever asked to offer your opinion of Mexico, you must always proclaim loudly that it is a 'great nation'. However, if you are then asked to offer substantive proof to support that claim, you must immediately change the subject or walk away.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

17. You must always explode with self-righteous anger whenever you hear of a single black man killed by a white, even if justified. On the other hand, you must always remain silent whenever whites are the victims of blacks. And, the more brutal and savage the attack, the more silent you must be.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

18. You must temporarily accept the fact that a white man was the first person to walk upon the moon---until black revisionists have had time to rewrite that unpalatable truth. Afterward, you must then support their new historical version, without question.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

19. You must believe that blacks and Latinos have a permanent claim on white society---a claim that demands that whites provide them with an endless stream of jobs that their skills did not merit, with favored entrance into top universities that their sub-standard test scores did not earn, and, most of all, with a growing voice in the future of this nation that their inferior culture, moral values, and nominal contributions to society do not justify.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

20. And, finally, you must believe that the world would be better off without Euro-ethnic people, culture, science, technology, art, music, medicine, and philosophy.

(If you don't, you're a racist)

So, are you a racist?


Originally Published In HEARTLAND - 2001
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