Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:


"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck
:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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At a Proctologist's door:


"To expedite your visit please back in."


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On a Plumber's truck:


"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:


"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..!!"  


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On a Church's Billboard:


"7 days without God makes one weak."


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At a Tire Shop in
Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."


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At a Towing company:


"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


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On an Electrician's truck:


"Let us remove your shorts!!"


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In a Nonsmoking Area:


"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


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On a Maternity Room door:


"Push. Push. Push."


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At an Optometrist's Office
:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


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On a Taxidermist's window:


"We really know our stuff."


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On a Fence:


"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


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At a Car Dealership:


"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


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Outside a Muffler Shop:


"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:


"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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At the Electric Company
:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.


However, if you don't, you will be."


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In a Restaurant window
:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home
:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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At a Propane Filling Station
,

"Thank heaven for little grills."


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And don't forget the sign
at a

Chicago
Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

 

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