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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood Plasma.
.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wa it...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. ?(Watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
 
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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
 

So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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Walt Disney was afraid of MICE!


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PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!


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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now! )
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff???)

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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
 







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