Proof
That The World Is Nuts
In
Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must
be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
(Like
THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor
may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly
at them during th e examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the
genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A
brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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Th ere are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay Them for the privilege of
having sex For the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In
Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband,
but may only do so with her bare hands.
The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah!
Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of
course!)
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In
Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time
this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes
one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz ,
Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at
the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to
sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are
sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or
what?
Well,
not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against
a wall uses
150
calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always
smiling?)
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Th
e ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and
Always falls over on its right side
When
intoxicated.
(From
drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay For this
research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger
than its brain.
(I know some people like
that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I
know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best
for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I
thought I had bad Breath in the
morning)