The Redneck Medical Dictionary

Thanks Brett

 

 

The Red Neck Medical Dictionary

Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.

Artery......................... The study of paintings.

Bacteria...................... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.

Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome ..

Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.

Colic............................ A sheep dog.

Coma.......................... A punctuation mark.

D&C........................... Where Washington is.

Dilate............................ To live long.

Enema.......................... Not a friend.

Fester........................... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula........................... A small lie.

G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.

Morbid.......................... A higher offer.

Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates.

Node............................. I knew it.

Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.

Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative.............. A letter carrier.

Recovery Room............. Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.

Secretion...................... Hiding something.

Seizure ...................... Roman emperor.

Tablet............... .......... A small table.

Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor.......................... One plus one more.

Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

Varicose...................... Near by/close by

 

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