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RESTROOM
SIGNS
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Friends
don't let friends
take home ugly
men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach,
DE |
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Beauty
is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham,
NC |
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If
life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste
of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's
Pizza, Washington,
DC |
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Fighting
for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The
Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
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No
matter how good she looks,
some other guy is
sick and tired
of putting up with her
shit.
Men's
Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
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At
the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's
House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,
AZ |
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It's
hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been
anywhere.
Written
in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg,
AZ |
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Make
love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET
MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station,
Bozeman, MT |
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If
voting could really change things,
it would
be illegal.
Revolution
Books
New York , New York .
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If
pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite
of progress?
Congress!
Men's
restroom House of Representatives,
Washington ,
DC |
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Express
Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed
Debevic's, Phoenix,
AZ |
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You're
too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed
Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,
CA |
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No
wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed
Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,
CA |
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~~~ and perhaps the
most realistic one ~~~ |
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A
Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or
testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's
restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,
TX |
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