To All My Valued
Employees,
There have been
some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more
specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and
this change presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The
economy does not pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however,
is the changing political landscape in this country.
Of course, as
your employer, I am forbidden to tell you whom to vote for it is against the law
to discriminate based on political affiliation, race, creed, religion, etc.
Please vote who you think will serve your interests the best.
However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact, which might help you
decide what is in your best interests.
First, while it
is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to
understand that for every business owner there is a back-story. This back-story
is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me
park my Mercedes outside of the office. You have seen my big home at last year’s
Christmas party. I am sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some
idealized thoughts about my life.
However, what
you do not see is the back-story. I started this company 12 years ago. At
that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. I
converted my entire living apartment into an office so I could put forth 100%
effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.
My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back
into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission.
I did not have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my
friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my
business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice. Meanwhile, my friends got
jobs. They worked 40 hours a week, made a modest $50K a year, and spent every
dime they earned. They drove flashy cars, lived in expensive homes, and wore
fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot
fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing
item that did not look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced
their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time,
my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I
too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.
Therefore, while
you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and
then leave at 5pm, I do not. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the
office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do
not have the freedom. I eat and breathe this company every minute of the day.
There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this
business is attached to my hip like a 1-year-old special-needs child. You, of
course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the
vacations... you never realize the back-story and the sacrifices I have made.
Now, the economy
is falling apart and I, the person that made all the right decisions and saved
his money, have to bailout all the people who did not. The people that overspent
their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and
sacrificed for over a decade of my life.
Yes, business
ownership has is benefits but the price I have paid is steep and was not without
wounds.
>Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing
you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell
you why: I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I do not pay
enough. I have state taxes, Federal taxes, Property taxes, Sales and Use taxes,
Payroll taxes, Workers Compensation taxes, Unemployment taxes, Taxes on taxes. I
have to hire a taxman to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to
pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations, and all the
accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15, I wrote a
check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my
"stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.
The question
I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the person who has provided
14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a
flourishing business or the single mother, sitting at home pregnant with her
fourth child, waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels
the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.
The fact is, if
I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck, you would quit and you would not
work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get
rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in
jeopardy. Here is what many of you do not understand ... to stimulate the
economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government
mandated to me that I did not need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of
depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black hole, I would have spent it,
hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees
would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and
better salaries. However, you can forget it now.
When you have a
comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb
thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? You defibrillate his heart.
Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must
stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington
believe the takers of America are the essential drivers of the American economic
engine. Nothing could be further from the truth. If this is change, you can keep
it.
So where am
I going with all this? It is quite simple……..If any new taxes are levied
on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire
your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your
mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it is not my problem
anymore.
Then, I will
close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I am
done. I am done with a country that penalize s the productive and gives to the
unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide decent jobs for decent people
will be destroyed; and with it, will be my citizenship.
While tax cuts
to 95% of America sounds great on paper, do not forget the back-story: If there
is no job, there is no income to tax. A tax cut on zero dollars is zero.
So, when you make decision to vote, ask yourself, who understands the
economics of business ownership and who does not? Whose policies will endanger
your job?
Only when you
answer those questions and consider the truthfulness therein, you should know
who might be the one capable of saving your job.
While the media
wants to tell you "It's the economy, stupid," I am Telling you it is not.
If you lose your job, it will not be at the hands of the economy; it will be at
the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled
the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever.
If that happens,
you can find me in the South Caribbean sitting on a beach, retired, and with no
employees to worry about.
Signed, the
Boss