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Is This A Great Barnyard or
What???
Once upon a time, on a farm in
North Carolina, there was a Little Red Republican Hen who
scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a
few grains of wheat.
She called all of her Democrat
neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we
shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant
it?'
'Not I,'
said the Democrat.
cow.
'Not I,'
said the Democrat.
duck.
'Not I,'
said the Democrat.
pig.
'Not I,'
said the Democrat. goose.
'Then I will do it by
myself,' said the little red Rep. hen, and so she did. The
wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden
grain.
'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the
little red Rep.
hen.
'Not I,'
said the
Democrat.duck.
'Out of my classification,' said the Democrat.
pig.
'I'd lose
my seniority,' said the Democrat.
cow.
'I'd lose
my unemployment compensation,' said the Democrat.
goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the
little red hen, and so she
did.
At last
it came time to bake the bread.
'Who will help me
bake the bread?' asked the little red
hen.
'That
would be overtime for me,' said the
cow.
'I'd lose
my welfare benefits,' said the
duck.
'I'm a
dropout and never learned how,' said the
pig.
'If I'm
to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the
goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the
little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them
up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and,
in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said,
'No, I shall eat all five
loaves.'
'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy
Pelosi)
'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara
Boxer)
'I
demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse
Jackson)
The
pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted
Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket
signs and marched around and around the little red hen,
shouting obscenities.
Then a government agent came.
He said to the little red hen,
'You must not be so
greedy.'
'But I earned the bread,' said the little
red hen.
'Exactly,' said the agent. 'That is what
makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in
the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under
our modern government regulations, the productive workers
must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are
lazy and idle.'
And they all lived happily
ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and
clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly
understand.'
But her neighbors became quite
disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because
she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the
Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed;
perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread
that 'the rich' were paying for.
Nancy Pelosi wants
to increase the taxes on the 'wealthy' by 40% and tax all
the savings (401k, Roth IRA, et.al.) on those of us who
were smart enough to save and who worked hard enough that
we could. Even worse, she wants to 'GIVE' all
the money she takes from those who worked so hard, to the
'illegals and those on welfare in the U.S., so they can
have a good life'. Hummmmm, does that sound like the
story we just heard or what?
Barack Obama agrees
100% with Nancy Pelosi's large TAX plan and also wants
to take more money from those who have worked
all their lives, so they can use it to pay for health care
for those who have not worked hard or didn't save.
He also doesn't want us to become self-sufficient in
energy production (Democrats have prevented us from
drilling for oil and natural gas on U.S. soil or off U.S.
shores for about 25 years), doesn't want us to build
refineries, doesn't want us to build nuclear energy
plants, and doesn't want windmills in key Dem. areas of
the U.S. ,BUT, doesn't have a plan to help our energy
problems.
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for
his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who
for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that
they couldn't remember anything.
IS THIS A GREAT
BARNYARD OR WHAT? Yeah. If you can avoid
stepping in the crap.
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