Then Jesus said to them, "But now whoever has a wallet must take it along, and his traveling bag, too. And the one who has no sword must sell his coat and buy one."
 --Luke 22:35-38
in other words....Buy a Gun
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
"Of all the contrivances for cheating the laboring classes of mankind, none has been more effective than that which deludes them with paper money."
Subject: will make your day
Date: Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:37:16 -0500
Well worth watching. Catch the last act. Amazing.
- Daniel Webster
you cant make this crap up...
Walter Williams on target again
Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels 'in love' with her. But after a couple of weeks in which Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love. And so, on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' said Ed to his newfound lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!'
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, 'Since we're being so honest with each other, here need to know that I'm a hooker.'
'I see,' Ed replied. 'That's a problem, for sure.' He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought.
Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'

Special Sandals
A middle aged married couple on vacation in Jamaica walked into
A sandal shop. While in the shop the Jamaican said to them,
'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in.
Dey make you wild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
The man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
Being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
And tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
Something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
Violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
And grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said:

"Listen up, Buddy.
I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it doesn't matter to me!
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,

"No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?"